Just a little "WTF!" Moment... so my friend and I were changing my brakes hands covered in grease, brake fluid, and road grime... my friend sees my herf-a-dor opens it and proceeds to rub his filthy dick beaters all over the foam "to see what it felt like"and when I yelled at him he said "what? They taste better with a little oil on them." I could have killed him
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06-10-2016, 10:17 AM #1Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans
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Ruined Herf-a-dor
“My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.”
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06-10-2016, 02:51 PM #2True Derelict
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Gross.
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06-10-2016, 04:15 PM #3Bummin' Around
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With friends like him who needs enemas. Damn autocorrect.
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06-10-2016, 05:51 PM #4Administrator
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Rub a little oil grime on the rim of his glass with his favorite beverage; see if he still thinks it tastes better.
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06-10-2016, 06:23 PM #5Lakeland Bum
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What a hoser. Maybe you can find some packing foam and cut it to fit in.
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06-10-2016, 09:51 PM #6Lakeland Snot!
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"Dick Beaters"
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06-10-2016, 10:04 PM #7Smart A$$ Bum
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I'd fill it with Ron Mexicos and some Avocados and gift it to him on his birthday. Just make sure to leave the cigars on the dash of your car for a month or so first.
Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
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06-10-2016, 11:02 PM #8Ridin' in a BoxCar
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06-11-2016, 07:40 AM #9Ruler Of The Galaxy
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Who is Filthy Richard and why is this guy beating him?
Sounds like someone should file a police report and stop these assaults...Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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06-11-2016, 12:50 PM #10Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans
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I would let him know that since he likes the flavor so much, it's now his.
He just needs to buy you a new, "crappy" one...
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