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Royal Bum
Wonky Mailbox Issues
Something told me to check my mail. I found my mailbox was all wonky with the door hanging by a hinge and listing something terrible. I found these inside:

I replaced my mailbox from a previous prank not long ago (thanks again!). You guys are terrible!
"Were I to leave where else would I go? Your words of life and of truth You hold." - Third Day
"I ask not the favor given to Paul," Copernicus said, "I seek not the grace bestowed upon Peter--but I beg the mercy granted to the thief on the cross!" - Alexander Smellie 1899
"Amen....wine, beer or whisky can cure a lot of problems, or start a shitload of others!....." - droy1958
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Royal Bum
get one of those rubbery plastic mail boxes your on the eve of destruction
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You need a Tupperbox!
@AlanS
was this your handiwork?
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Lucky Bum
It sure was, glad they made it intact! Enjoy
Don’t wait for the storm to pass. Learn to dance in the rain.
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Royal Bum
@Old Smokey
: I had to break out another one that fits longer sticks because of him, that dastardly dude! Glad I kept them as what I have can only accommodate a few if there's room to lean a bit.
"Were I to leave where else would I go? Your words of life and of truth You hold." - Third Day
"I ask not the favor given to Paul," Copernicus said, "I seek not the grace bestowed upon Peter--but I beg the mercy granted to the thief on the cross!" - Alexander Smellie 1899
"Amen....wine, beer or whisky can cure a lot of problems, or start a shitload of others!....." - droy1958
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Don't listen to this guy!
There is a rumor
@AlanS
has in-laws in the mailbox business and he's trying to get on their good side by making sales skyrocket. OK, yes, I started that rumor just now. Sue me.
Nice hit!
Happy as if I had good sense.
“Life is filled with glorious opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.” Jerry Falwell
formerly gtechva
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Royal Bum
I don't have emotions, and sometimes that makes me very sad.
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Originally Posted by
rodwha
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Old Smokey
: I had to break out another one that fits longer sticks because of him, that dastardly dude! Glad I kept them as what I have can only accommodate a few if there's room to lean a bit.
So, you are saying you need more cigars? I know a guy that knows a guy!
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Royal Bum
@AlanS
: I just realized the play on my name on the mailing label. Nice!
"Were I to leave where else would I go? Your words of life and of truth You hold." - Third Day
"I ask not the favor given to Paul," Copernicus said, "I seek not the grace bestowed upon Peter--but I beg the mercy granted to the thief on the cross!" - Alexander Smellie 1899
"Amen....wine, beer or whisky can cure a lot of problems, or start a shitload of others!....." - droy1958
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Royal Bum
@Old Smokey
: Settle down over there! My mailbox is still off kilter! Besides, I'd have to toss the beer I brewed yesterday to make any room in my fermentation chamber where I keep them. I can't have that now!
"Were I to leave where else would I go? Your words of life and of truth You hold." - Third Day
"I ask not the favor given to Paul," Copernicus said, "I seek not the grace bestowed upon Peter--but I beg the mercy granted to the thief on the cross!" - Alexander Smellie 1899
"Amen....wine, beer or whisky can cure a lot of problems, or start a shitload of others!....." - droy1958