Cellar Fool

[NeverBend]

I never tell the truth.
I am a liar.

Postulate:
There are no experts on the subject of tobacco ageing.
I am an expert on tobacco ageing.

Axiom:

• I only have experience with my tobacco and environment.
• This information is only meaningful if I tracked the entire process.
• I did.
• I can share my experience.
• I can't tell you what your results will be.

I can only speak for myself.

Do not cellar tobacco if your intent is to age it.
Do not buy tobacco if your intent is to age it.

Theorum:

• Buy as much tobacco as you can afford.
• Cellar it.
• Track it.
• No matter how much you try to stop it, it will age.
• It may not age well.
• Smoke it.
• Have fun.
• You will become an expert on your cellar.
• Not mine.

Outcome:

• Do not ask me if you aged your tobacco correctly.
• I don't know.
• If you insist on my opinion.
• Send me your tobacco.

Conclusion:
I am an expert on tobacco ageing because I know this.

I sometimes tell the truth.

[Branzig]

Well stated Pete!

I like to think that I am an expert tobacco liar myself.

"This tobacco from 2001 aged so magnificently! I am glad I kept it in this odd sized jar, it kept the perfect air to tobacco ratio, thus helping it age to this perfect flavor profile...."

[Tobias Lutz]