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Monster Bum
Holy crap - Virtual Orgy was a blast
This year, with everyone staying home from the physical orgy, we became one Orgy in many homes. What a blast. I had never v-herfed until this. I don't know why I waited so long to do it (well, I thought it always sounded ridiculous and stupid, that is why I had never done it before - I was wrong).
I got to meet some new friends -
@josh lucky 13
,
@SoCal gunner
and
@Zeede
and see many (but not all) of the other attenders (missed you
@penna stogey
,
@greige matter
,
@Sticky B
).
Saturday night. The Orgy always crescendos on Saturday night. Whether it is the collective impact of lack of normal sleep, an increase in booze consumption, or an overdose of Red Robin, Saturday night has traditionally been the highlight of the Orgy. Even with our unusual schedule and situation this year, Saturday night did not disappoint.
In true Orgy fashion the unexplainable seemed to occur. We got to interact with each other in different home environments. We got to experience an unexpected glimpse into
@Tombstone
's bathroom, finally get
@04EDGE40
to cut nipple holes in his shirt, get a classic impression from
@Nature
and then get a dose of a legendary line that will live forever from the original
@Demuths1770
's girlfriend.
If you can make it to the actual Orgy, whenever the next one occurs, you won't regret it. But until that time, I hope we can meet again over these new technologies we have that made the day a total blast. We started at 9 am and shut it down around 10:30 (Eastern time).
Until next time, DogRockets out.
Last edited by DogRockets; 05-03-2020 at 09:17 AM.
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Hairy Cigar Fairy
Good times all day long. No lube as always.
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Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans
Really sorry I missed this. Unfortunately life got in the way. Till next.
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Royal Bum
Did we ever get a burn time on that A? I know it was over 2 hours and pretty sure
@Tombstone
killed that ogre before
@04EDGE40
finished that A
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Hairy Cigar Fairy
Originally Posted by
josh lucky 13
Did we ever get a burn time on that A? I know it was over 2 hours and pretty sure
@
Tombstone
killed that ogre before
@
04EDGE40
finished that A
I think for an official time he would have had to finish that A. I think he just gave up.
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Indeed so Most indeededly
I missed the orgy a couple years ago by a couple days, though you could still smell it in the air as I drove by. Had actually planned on jumping in yesterday but forgot all about it until this morning. Next time...
"If we never did anything we shouldn't, we'd never feel good about the things we should."
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days, before you've actually left them."
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Golf Course Bum
An awesome time was had by all ! All of you Bums that missed it - we've been doing do these on the weekends since this whole mess started. It really is a great time to get together and share a cigar with a fellow Bum or three. Hope to see you on one in the future
No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !
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Monster Bum
Originally Posted by
josh lucky 13
Did we ever get a burn time on that A? I know it was over 2 hours and pretty sure
@
Tombstone
killed that ogre before
@
04EDGE40
finished that A
At the three hour mark he gave up, after multiple relights. Ryan finished the Ogre and is the champion.
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Jumpin’ Railcars and Collectin' Cans
Ryan entrusted me at the end of last year's Orgy with the Ogre for this year's Orgy. Still sitting in my humidor waiting to be lit.
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Administrator
You know, there's no reason the virtual orgy can't stay a thing here and there. Sorry I didn't get to jump on until later and missed some of you guys.
"Hate, it has caused a lot of problems in the world, but has not solved one yet."
― Maya Angelou
Go Vols!
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