The 1st Annual Cigar Bum Cigar Orgy held at CIGARfest - will you be there?

Alright all - the annual Cigars International CIGARfest is coming up soon - the event runs Wednesday April 27 through Sunday May 1. Besides the CIGARfest event itself on Friday and Saturday, there are other free events around complete with cigar celebrities and great deals on cigars (at least I've been told). I have never been there but other fellow bums have.

My proposal - we convene on Eastern Pennsylvania for the 1st Annual Cigar Bum Cigar Orgy held at CIGARfest. @Demuths1770 lives in the area and @lvfcrook1503 will be in attendance for the chance to find one of Jonathon Drew's pubes on the local urinal. I've not met these two bums and decided now is the time, so I'll be heading there as well.

What about you? Will you join us?

Many bums said as their Cigar New Year's Resolution they wanted to smoke more with others and meet bums. Now is the chance. Let's make this happen!

Now, I probably won't go to CIGARfest itself, but will be there for the other free events and to smoke with other bums. Would love to see you there. Let's have this thread be the focal point of this operation.

I'm trying to convince @Horseshoe , @04EDGE40 and @zipdog to attend. I'd like to get there Wed and leave Saturday probably.

Here is a link to the events: CIGARfest 2016 - America's Mega-Herf!

I believe preregistration is open for CIGARfest if you're interested in attending that event itself.

Drive there, fly there, walk there, bike there. I don't care how you do. Come to the Orgy!

whelp this will be a first for me i have never had an orgy. as long as @DogRockets keeps the butt plugs at home that @lvfcrook1503 got him in secret santa im game

I'm interested for sure! Wondering about places to stay and need to look at flights. If y'all get a good group you should do shirts...or at least drink coozies with cigar bum logos!

And...come to think of it...do they allow gurkha loverboys in?

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Originally Posted by JollyRogers

I'm interested for sure! Wondering about places to stay and need to look at flights. If y'all get a good group you should do shirts...or at least drink coozies with cigar bum logos!

And...come to think of it...do they allow gurkha loverboys in?

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Dude you need to make this happen. There is a list of hotels on the website in the original post. Would be cool to coordinate where we're staying. And it said most hotels allow smoking even in the rooms!

Regarding Gurkha....are you kidding? CI is the king of Gurkha! I'll be in Gurkha heaven!

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

Dude you need to make this happen. There is a list of hotels on the website in the original post. Would be cool to coordinate where we're staying. And it said most hotels allow smoking even in the rooms!

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Hmmmm you make it sound so worthwhile! Just checked...can fly there and back on a pretty minimal amount of miles...

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

Regarding Gurkha....are you kidding? CI is the king of Gurkha! I'll be in Gurkha heaven!

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Exactly...I thought they had a restraining order out against you...something about drooling on the merchandise and walking around with an erection...

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Originally Posted by JollyRogers

Hmmmm you make it sound so worthwhile! Just checked...can fly there and back on a pretty minimal amount of miles...



Exactly...I thought they had a restraining order out against you...something about drooling on the merchandise and walking around with an erection...

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That last bit explains why he called it the Cigarbum Cigar Orgy...

Sounds like a hell of a lot of fun but I am afraid other obligations will keep me from attending. :(

I am actually planning a spring trip to Philly. So I might be able to meet up. Depends on how busy the job is and if I can take some time off

I'm about an hour or so away from all locations, so if I'm around the area at the time, I'm certainly down!

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Originally Posted by SeanTheEvans

I'm about an hour or so away from all locations, so if I'm around the area at the time, I'm certainly down!

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well than you need to come to the liga event sean lol

I'll be there.

Sounds like a lot of fun, but I won't be able to make it. Make sure and take a lot of pics to share.

I WISH ! I will have to miss out but on another note ,,,Isn't Ghurka made by Ron Mexico ?

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Originally Posted by Old Smokey

Sounds like a lot of fun, but I won't be able to make it. Make sure and take a lot of pics to share.

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I could take pictures but couldn't post them with my legendary lack of technological skillzzz.

I am close so count me in. Sounds like a great time.

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

I could take pictures but couldn't post them with my legendary lack of technological skillzzz.

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I am blessed with mad tech skilzzz too. It's tough being a frikken genius!

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Originally Posted by Lostmason

I WISH ! I will have to miss out but on another note ,,,Isn't Ghurka made by Ron Mexico ?

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Now I cannot in all , or any, honesty say this information is absolutely true, but...
Ron Mexico is indeed the Maker of Gurkha cigars, not the sole maker since some of "higher end" Gurkhas are said to be made by Headless Chicken Cigars Inc.
Themselves a spin off of the higher ranked Chopped Chicken Liver Cigars, itself a lesser known ...division of " Porky's Choco Infused Shenko cigars"
( better known in Europe as Flamin' Kievs ) naturally Ron Mexico would rather distance themselves from the Gurkhas.

Please keep this sensitive info secret, wouldn't want to have to live with the knowledge that one whose name wont be mentioned here (Dog Rockets) should learn this shocking news.

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Originally Posted by allusred

Now I cannot in all , or any, honesty say this information is absolutely true, but...
Ron Mexico is indeed the Maker of Gurkha cigars, not the sole maker since some of "higher end" Gurkhas are said to be made by Headless Chicken Cigars Inc.
Themselves a spin off of the higher ranked Chopped Chicken Liver Cigars, itself a lesser known ...division of " Porky's Choco Infused Shenko cigars"
( better known in Europe as Flamin' Kievs ) naturally Ron Mexico would rather distance themselves from the Gurkhas.

Please keep this sensitive info secret, wouldn't want to have to live with the knowledge that one whose name wont be mentioned here (Dog Rockets) should learn this shocking news.

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DANG !! And I like the Chopped Chicken Liver Ceegars !:dog2:

I may be able to make that - at least for the weekend. Sounds like a good time as long as @DogRockets leaves the butt plugs at home and I don't have to smoke any Gurkhas

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Originally Posted by Lostmason

DANG !! And I like the Chopped Chicken Liver Ceegars !:dog2:

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Yup theys top shelf fer sure.
But haven't cared for their (sub) line Chicken Feets..kinda,sorta bone dry taste, tho slow burning, need matches to hand to keep 'em going well.

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Originally Posted by WNYTONY

I may be able to make that - at least for the weekend. Sounds like a good time as long as @DogRockets leaves the butt plugs at home and I don't have to smoke any Gurkhas

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His ecellency Sir Dog rockets by well earned dispensation will be slingin' his hammock in the Ghurka booth for the show's duration...looking forwards to watching Brian Williams exclusive interview with Sir Dog Rockets on CNN, a can't miss TV special

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Originally Posted by WNYTONY

I may be able to make that - at least for the weekend. Sounds like a good time as long as @DogRockets leaves the butt plugs at home and I don't have to smoke any Gurkhas

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Bring the Gurkha you just received for your birthday!

Unfortunately I won't be able to attend CigarFest this year as my girlfriend is due April 21st. However, I do think that @Tombstone has already said he was going.

We went last year and had a blast. And two years ago we tailgated in the parking lot all day. Broke my record with 6 cigars in one day that year.

I will be up at the Cfest. Got to get their early to lay claim on the nicest of benches.

http://www.cigarfest.org/cfest15/ima...erfers-213.png

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Originally Posted by Tombstone

I will be up at the Cfest. Got to get their early to lay claim on the nicest of benches.

http://www.cigarfest.org/cfest15/ima...erfers-213.png

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The Pop (soda) in those black label bottles is a smile maker even when cigars arent being smoked.
Good plan getting a good bench early on you have something to lie on, or under as the day slips away while you're sippin.

Hope the weather will be fine and all the Bums attending will have a great time this year.

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Originally Posted by Tombstone

I will be up at the Cfest. Got to get their early to lay claim on the nicest of benches.

http://www.cigarfest.org/cfest15/ima...erfers-213.png

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you doing any of the free events in either hamburg or Bethlehem this year Ryan?

I don't usually. I try to head up to Split Rock on Thursday for the free festivities up there and then just chill for the weekend. Close to the date I should know better.

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Originally Posted by Tombstone

I don't usually. I try to head up to Split Rock on Thursday for the free festivities up there and then just chill for the weekend. Close to the date I should know better.

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well Wednesday we will be at the liga event if ya want to stop in

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Originally Posted by Demuths1770

well Wednesday we will be at the liga event if ya want to stop in

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It didn't appear that Jonathon Drew was scheduled to be at any of the Liga events from what I saw...is he supposed to be at one of them? May change what time I plan on getting into town that day. Are you planning on hitting the event at 10 am when it begins?

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

It didn't appear that Jonathon Drew was scheduled to be at any of the Liga events from what I saw...is he supposed to be at one of them? May change what time I plan on getting into town that day. Are you planning on hitting the event at 10 am when it begins?

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i cant speak for jimmy (even though im sure i know the answer lol) but i will be there when CI opens Wednesday morning. i dosnt say that he will be there like last year so i dont know but im sure he probably will at some point. i will be sad if hes not because i want to load up on some unicos and want some mainfestos too lol

@AlanS and @Billb1960 get your Oregon butts on a plane and make this happen!

I think if Jeremy want's us as his possy so bad for this "orgy" that makes us essentially escorts...who are flown to the location and paid...I await my tickets and itinerary @DogRockets ...gotta pay to play!

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Originally Posted by JollyRogers

I think if Jeremy want's us as his possy so bad for this "orgy" that makes us essentially escorts...who are flown to the location and paid...I await my tickets and itinerary @DogRockets ...gotta pay to play!

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First rule of an Orgy is that each member pays to get to the Orgy. Oh, and don't look me in the eyes. That's rule #2.

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

First rule of an Orgy is that each member pays to get to the Orgy. Oh, and don't look me in the eyes. That's rule #2.

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Which eye?

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

First rule of an Orgy is that each member pays to get to the Orgy. Oh, and don't look me in the eyes. That's rule #2.

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Sir Dog Rockets will surely attempt to "pay' his entourage with Gurkhas.....

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Originally Posted by JollyRogers

Which eye?

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Eyes in the front or eye in the back. Prohibited from looking at any of them!

If my house is done, I am going to go. Might be eating crackers and drinking tap water, but I will go.

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Originally Posted by Horseshoe

If my house is done, I am going to go. Might be eating crackers and drinking tap water, but I will go.

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Tickets include beer/liquor samples and all you can eat...just line your pockets like a true bum and you'll be set for the weekend!

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Originally Posted by SeanTheEvans

I'm about an hour or so away from all locations, so if I'm around the area at the time, I'm certainly down!

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I'm pretty sure I'm only going for the liga event on Weds. If you decide you're just doing that and want to car pool let me know bro. I'm about 5 minutes over the com. Barry Bridge

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I stayed at the Micro Tel last year and it was decent for the price. Think it was $90 for the night. Bar on site as well. If we get enough interest maybe we can call and check for a group rate if we get a block of rooms

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Originally Posted by JollyRogers

Tickets include beer/liquor samples and all you can eat...just line your pockets like a true bum and you'll be set for the weekend!

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Ummm, no they don't.