Who is in on these Gurkhas?

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06-25-2015, 11:34 AM
DogRockets

Who is in on these Gurkhas?

So I unnecessarily picked up a 10 pack of the best Gurkhas around - the Gurkha Doble Maduro - on cbid. The order ships today. Who's in on a split? I'm out of room.

@Horseshoe is in on 5 at full MSRP of $14 each - cash only Brent

I can consider trades as well. Since they are $14 MSRP each I will take any Tat Monsters in trade. Or Tat TAA. Or LP FFP. Or LP9. Or Padron 1926.

You know you want to! I believe I read somewhere that these were made exclusively for the Grand Sultan of Egypt who had scantly clad women cut, light and hold his cigar while smoking but they had some overruns. So rare you almost feel bad for smoking it. Truly a collectors item!
06-25-2015, 11:38 AM
sparky426

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

So I unnecessarily picked up a 10 pack of the best Gurkhas around - the Gurkha Doble Maduro - on cbid. The order ships today. Who's in on a split? I'm out of room.

@Horseshoe is in on 5 at full MSRP of $14 each - cash only Brent

I can consider trades as well. Since they are $14 MSRP each I will take any Tat Monsters in trade. Or Tat TAA. Or LP FFP. Or LP9. Or Padron 1926.

You know you want to! I believe I read somewhere that these were made exclusively for the Grand Sultan of Egypt who had scantly clad women cut, light and hold his cigar while smoking but they had some overruns. So rare you almost feel bad for smoking it. Truly a collectors item!

I'll take ONE and even let you pay shipping plus stick $14 in the box in order for me to consider smoking it. Deal
06-25-2015, 11:51 AM
TreySC

Are you sure that MSRP was only $14 and not $140? That almost sounds too good to be true
06-25-2015, 11:59 AM
Lynn

those are 6-8 $ cigars all over the net
06-25-2015, 12:06 PM
Emperor Zurg

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

You know you want to! I believe I read somewhere that these were made exclusively for the Grand Sultan of Egypt who had scantly clad women cut, light and hold his cigar while smoking but they had some overruns. So rare you almost feel bad for smoking it. Truly a collectors item!

How many scantily clad women are you including with each cigar, and do we have to keep them?
06-25-2015, 12:16 PM
DogRockets

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Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg

How many scantily clad women are you including with each cigar, and do we have to keep them?

To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is glitter.
06-25-2015, 12:25 PM
Emperor Zurg

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is glitter.

Well you said 'they had some overruns'. I can't believe they won't even ship us the overruns of their scantily clad women. Probably for the best tho. Wouldn't want a bunch of them to get loose and go feral.
06-25-2015, 12:29 PM
Horseshoe

No, Horseshoe does not and will not take any of those. You have a serious problem with no self control Jeremy. I think it is time for an intervention! Only you would buy monsters one week and Gurkhas the next.
06-25-2015, 12:40 PM
Lynn

tell you what I'll do for ya..I'll have Gurkha Doble Maduro Toro 10 Cigars, delivered to you door step for $39.95...how many you want????
06-25-2015, 12:52 PM
DogRockets

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Originally Posted by Horseshoe

No, Horseshoe does not and will not take any of those. You have a serious problem with no self control Jeremy. I think it is time for an intervention! Only you would buy monsters one week and Gurkhas the next.

Once again this is your fault. And now you will pay full MSRP as a consequence.
06-25-2015, 01:01 PM
AlanS

Sounds like you better get to smoking them before all that glitter wears off! I'd venture to say they'll probably smell similar to a recent package you received.
06-25-2015, 01:02 PM
TreySC

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is titty sprinkles.

fixed for ya
06-25-2015, 03:02 PM
Lynn

ok I'll go $34.95 just for you one time purchase..how many you want?
06-25-2015, 03:09 PM
DogRockets

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Originally Posted by Lynn

ok I'll go $34.95 just for you one time purchase..how many you want?

@Horseshoe needs another 10 to round out the 5 he's buying from me at $14 a pop
06-25-2015, 03:55 PM
Horseshoe

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

@Horseshoe needs another 10 to round out the 5 he's buying from me at $14 a pop

I will remember this the next time you buy sticks from me. Or I can just get on your CBid and see how many sticks you can win next week. Your call.
06-25-2015, 04:03 PM
Billb1960

Never in a million years would I even consider being so cruel as to deprive you of the pleasure of smoking those Gurkhas Jeremy. No self respecting BOTL would!
06-25-2015, 04:45 PM
DogRockets

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Originally Posted by Billb1960

Never in a million years would I even consider being so cruel as to deprive you of the pleasure of smoking those Gurkhas Jeremy. No self respecting BOTL would!

These are really congratulatory and celebration type sticks. Like the type you buy yourself after getting a new job. Wait didn't you just change jobs? Gurkha all around!
06-25-2015, 05:05 PM
droy1958

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is glitter.

When you put sp!it and women in the same sentence I get confused....
06-25-2015, 05:15 PM
allusred

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Originally Posted by DogRockets

These are really congratulatory and celebration type sticks. Like the type you buy yourself after getting a new job. Wait didn't you just change jobs? Gurkha all around!

Just love to scare folks don't ya.