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Just a little "WTF!" Moment... so my friend and I were changing my brakes hands covered in grease, brake fluid, and road grime... my friend sees my herf-a-dor opens it and proceeds to rub his filthy dick beaters all over the foam "to see what it felt like" :angryfire::angryfire::angryfire::angryfire: and when I yelled at him he said "what? They taste better with a little oil on them." I could have killed him :kicknuts::spankme::banghead::bitchslap:
Gross.
With friends like him who needs enemas. Damn autocorrect.
Rub a little oil grime on the rim of his glass with his favorite beverage; see if he still thinks it tastes better. ;)
What a hoser. Maybe you can find some packing foam and cut it to fit in.
:rofl: "Dick Beaters" :rofl:
I'd fill it with Ron Mexicos and some Avocados and gift it to him on his birthday. Just make sure to leave the cigars on the dash of your car for a month or so first.
Who is Filthy Richard and why is this guy beating him?
Sounds like someone should file a police report and stop these assaults...
I would let him know that since he likes the flavor so much, it's now his.
He just needs to buy you a new, "crappy" one...