Humiduck Decoy Duck and Cigar Humidor | eBay
I'm not really sure what to say about it. Damned expensive for what it is. I think I'd rather buy an Opus 20th Humidor, have a good looking humidor that holds more than 10 cigars, a buch of awesome Opus and a couple grand left over.
Although, if it weighs the same as a duck, it must be made of wood and therefore a witch! Props if you get that. A witch would be a valuable possession.