Pipe Newbie Cow Grading System

**Mister Moo** · 03-13-2015, 06:50 AM

There have been a lot of questions about the coveted Universal Cow Grading System (UCGS) - Is it honest? Is it fair? Is it subject to bribes? Is it a reliable measure for the forum consumer? Are there worse grading systems?

The answer to all questions is a resounding "Yes."

In the main...

1-cow = pretty darn good performance
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2-cows = excellence performance
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3-cows = out standing in your field performance
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If you are ever unsatisfied with results from the UCGS please contact the Office of the Ombudsbum for a hearing. The UCGS, developed by agricultural experts at Michigan Sate University, is probably the last word in what it means to be out standing in your field.

MMoo

**Emperor Zurg** · 03-13-2015, 07:05 AM

I'll see your cow and raise you a big bale of hay

... replete with a chewy center

**Horseshoe** · 03-13-2015, 08:28 AM

Three cows huh. I will have to up my game. I am currently cowless and Old McDonald is not happy.

**Mister Moo** · 03-13-2015, 08:56 AM

The old system involved a panel of judges and "10-cow must" scoring. Too complicated. Just know that 3-cows are not for everyone.

**commonsenseman** · 03-13-2015, 09:28 AM

I submitted several blends for review weeks ago & these so-called "agricultural experts" still haven't issued a final moo-review.

Maybe I mailed my bribe to the wrong address.....