Mixture #79

It taste so bad, that I sent a sample in to be analyzed one time. When I got the results, it was reported to be made of 50% Horse S--T and 50% Cow S--T, making it 100% S--T!

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Originally Posted by Lostmason

@Desertlifter ,Thank you for such an elegant review,it is clear that you are well read and educated.Your ability to turn a phrase is astounding.The reference to the "gym" is
quite helpful in that I have been the unfortunate purchaser of not one but three Dominican Brown Bag samplers.I clearly see the point that this '"Mixture 79" might be
acceptable due to simply haveing a differing flavor preference.On the other hand, I do believe that in a previous life you must have been either a politician or a traveling
Tonic Salesman,allbeit a very succesfull one.

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You have me pegged, sir. Among my other jobs (I have 5 currently...), I am a city councilman and mayor pro tem in the town in which I live.

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Originally Posted by Desertlifter

You have me pegged, sir. Among my other jobs (I have 5 currently...), I am a city councilman and mayor pro tem in the town in which I live.

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So are you tossing your hat in for President?
You would get my vote.:pipe:

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Originally Posted by Lostmason

So are you tossing your hat in for President?
You would get my vote.:pipe:

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Good God man, do you hate me so?

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Originally Posted by Desertlifter

Good God man, do you hate me so?

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:culpability::cower::devilish::glee::glee::glee:

No,but it's good to make ya squirm !!

The only reason the stuff is still around is that Hugh Hefner smoked it and several generations of college guys thought it would help them get laid.

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Originally Posted by Desertlifter

Good God man, do you hate me so?

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Why worry? You couldn't possibly do any worse...