Pipe Quotation Contest

[Hermit]

"If you can't send money, send tobacco."
-George Washington to the Continental Congress, 1776

[Alligator Gar]

"When you pray with this pipe, you pray for everything in the universe, and everything in the universe prays with you."
-Black Elk, Holy Man of the Oglalas

[Branzig]

"May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest."

-Charles Lamb

[cpmcdill]

"Pipes are occasionally of extraordinary interest. Nothing has more individuality save, perhaps, watches and bootlaces."
Arthur Conan Doyle - The Yellow Face

[Scott W.]

Nothing like the first pipe of the morning!

Dr. Watson in Sherlock Holmes and the house of fear

[Basment_Shaman]

The thinking man smokes a Peterson9018113637_e46bdfe1a0_z.jpg

[Alligator Gar]

Bit of a stretch...
Warning: contains one grown up word.

[El Whedo]

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen

[Horsefeathers]

Bit of a stretch...
Warning: contains one grown up word.

Hahaha, so funny you posted this. I saw this a while ago and now have a running gag with the wife where we tell each other "You would not survive the attempt."

Also, "On land, on sea, at home abroad
I smoke my pipe and worship God."
-Johann Sebastian Bach

[c.ortiz108]

"The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish: it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected." - William Makepeace Thackery