"If you can't send money, send tobacco."
-George Washington to the Continental Congress, 1776
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"If you can't send money, send tobacco."
-George Washington to the Continental Congress, 1776
"When you pray with this pipe, you pray for everything in the universe, and everything in the universe prays with you."
-Black Elk, Holy Man of the Oglalas
"May my last breath be drawn through a pipe, and exhaled in a jest."
-Charles Lamb
"Pipes are occasionally of extraordinary interest. Nothing has more individuality save, perhaps, watches and bootlaces."
Arthur Conan Doyle - The Yellow Face
Nothing like the first pipe of the morning!
Dr. Watson in Sherlock Holmes and the house of fear
The thinking man smokes a PetersonAttachment 2000
Bit of a stretch...
Warning: contains one grown up word.
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Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. ~Woody Allen
Hahaha, so funny you posted this. I saw this a while ago and now have a running gag with the wife where we tell each other "You would not survive the attempt."Quote:
Originally Posted by Alligator Gar
Also, "On land, on sea, at home abroad
I smoke my pipe and worship God."
-Johann Sebastian Bach
"The pipe draws wisdom from the lips of the philosopher, and shuts up the mouth of the foolish: it generates a style of conversation, contemplative, thoughtful, benevolent, and unaffected." - William Makepeace Thackery