Mixture No. 79 Review Contest

[Lostmason]

I did say almost tempted. I'm not ready to fall into the trap just yet

It's really not that bad,just entirely different from any thing else.Imagine a Ghurka Beast infused with Gain and kept in an old gym sock.

[c.ortiz108]

I did say almost tempted. I'm not ready to fall into the trap just yet

A nice little sample is yours for the asking. I don't think Tim would mind me re-gifting in this case!

EDIT: I don't even mind sending to Australia - anything to get this stuff out of the house!

[T.E.Fox]

A nice little sample is yours for the asking. I don't think Tim would mind me re-gifting in this case!

EDIT: I don't even mind sending to Australia - anything to get this stuff out of the house!

Might take you up on that! Anything has to better than the smell of old grease I'm normally coated in PM incoming!

[tmoran]

A nice little sample is yours for the asking. I don't think Tim would mind me re-gifting in this case!

EDIT: I don't even mind sending to Australia - anything to get this stuff out of the house!

You can regift, or I can send him some. I only have a meager 4 oz left from the tub, but I would be willing to sacrifice a sample for our brother from down under.

[GWBowman]

Not only did my winnings arrive today, it beat my order from Jimmy Johns. That was fast Tim. Thanks again.



The tag along bags are FVF, Classic Burley Kake, and Stonehaven. Yum yum

[Emperor Zurg]

I only have a meager 4 oz left from the tub

So you're saying you have about 2x lifetime supply on hand?

[tmoran]

So you're saying you have about 2x lifetime supply on hand?

It's certainly more than one man could manage to smoke in a lifetime.

[c.ortiz108]

You can regift, or I can send him some. I only have a meager 4 oz left from the tub, but I would be willing to sacrifice a sample for our brother from down under.

Thanks, Tim. Tom and I are all set, though. After all, I wouldn't want to deprive you of your last 4oz. What if they stop making it, then where would you be?

Meanwhile, from the ridiculous to the sublime, my prize arrived today!


That's a pretty fine prize for 2nd place! Never had any of these but know they are all well regarded. Really looking forward to try these. That Stonehaven looks and smells especially amazing. Thanks for your generosity, brother, and for the fun contests!

[c.ortiz108]

An Ode to Mixture No. 79

While inside the Ziploc bag it lay
My nostrils were filled with much dismay
Was it licorice, vanilla, whisky? – nay!
Just lavender, soap, tar, and decay

But I soldiered on like a warrior brave
And stuffed my pipe with Burley aftershave
But soon I began to rant and rave
And almost longed to be dead in the grave

For when match touched leaf I did despair
And thought that I tasted baboon hair
Or perhaps the anus of a bear
Or Queen Elizabeth’s underwear

It’s nothing like a fine aged wine
Shared with a beloved valentine
‘Tis more like a sun that doesn’t shine
Or grapes that die upon the vine

Your taste is yours, and mine is mine
Some like tofu, some like swine
But I for one will never pine
For this sickly Mixture 79


PS: Tim, feel free to disqualify me if you want since I already won something - I just couldn't resist the challenge!

[BryGuySC]

You can regift, or I can send him some. I only have a meager 4 oz left from the tub, but I would be willing to sacrifice a sample for our brother from down under.

Four Ounces!
That is more than any man should ever have to smoke! I say bomb it to the Lakeland crowd!