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Operation Barrel Burner

Classification Level: FOR BUMS EYES ONLY

OFFICIAL REPORT

1/3:

Mild spiciness on the first couple intakes. A light, medium plus profile. Pulls nicely. Around 1/2 inch in, the retrohale becomes diluted, and airy. Hintish-at-best spicyness and broadleaf flavor residual. Smoked for about 10-15 minutes total, and the flavor seemed to become more diluted over time. Tossed in the graveyard about 15 mins in.

2/3:

BURNED & DESTROYED - NO INTEL REQUIRED

3/3:

BURNED & DESTROYED - NO INTEL REQUIRED

Disposition:

Not recommended for smoking. Bums are ordered to immediately reclassify this turdpedo from Ready To Smoke (RTS) to Primary Barrel Burning Material (PBBM). Maximum requisition price - $1.