CAO Mx2 (Box-Press / Robusto)

[Emperor Zurg]

My home rolls taste good, but they look pretty scary. I haven't been able to spend time regularly perfecting my technique...

Yeah, yeah... Home rolls indeed.

Don't let him pull the wool over your eyes, people. He calls them that but it's just an elaborate cover. I've seen pics of his "home rolls" and you can practically SEE the Calaberg fingerprints all over them. Yessir, he's got himself a secret stash of the elusive Guten Cala and he won't share!!

[Sir Lancerolot]

Yeah, yeah... Home rolls indeed.

Don't let him pull the wool over your eyes, people. He calls them that but it's just an elaborate cover. I've seen pics of his "home rolls" and you can practically SEE the Calaberg fingerprints all over them. Yessir, he's got himself a secret stash of the elusive Guten Cala and he won't share!!

LOL! I actually did get a few samples of their new Kopi Luwak cigars. The filler consists entirely of tobacco leaves that have been consumed - and "redeposited" - by tobacco beetle larvae. And of course, you know the Gutencalabergs wouldn't use just ANY tobacco beetle. They have spent years raising and selectively breeding the perfect beetle, whose larvae digest the tobacco in just the right way to enhance the natural flavors of the leaves. And I'm sure you know those aren't just ANY tobacco leaves ...

I can hardly wait to try them ...

[Emperor Zurg]

LOL! I actually did get a few samples of their new Kopi Luwak cigars. The filler consists entirely of tobacco leaves that have been consumed - and "redeposited" - by tobacco beetle larvae. And of course, you know the Gutencalabergs wouldn't use just ANY tobacco beetle. They have spent years raising and selectively breeding the perfect beetle, whose larvae digest the tobacco in just the right way to enhance the natural flavors of the leaves. And I'm sure you know those aren't just ANY tobacco leaves ...

I can hardly wait to try them ...

ROFL!!! And I imagine this is all done in the zero gravity of space too. Space-X indeed; it's just a Calaberg farming operation.

Well when you do try one, we all have our fingers crossed in hopes of a review

[Sir Lancerolot]

ROFL!!! And I imagine this is all done in the zero gravity of space too. Space-X indeed; it's just a Calaberg farming operation.

Well when you do try one, we all have our fingers crossed in hopes of a review

Well, the secret's out now ...

[Emperor Zurg]

... I actually did get a few samples of their new Kopi Luwak cigars...

I wonder if they use the 'enpellado" bunching method


Also known as the "enturdado" method