Camacho Triple Maduro (Robusto)

[chain_gang]

Intro:

You know, my bums...I'm tired of smoking mostly shit, as of lately, and, yes, my bums, I know you're tired of reading shit cigar reviews as well; even though they may be decently written, hopefully funny, and informative; we're all tired of the shit. Let's change that...for now, anyways. I've got a stockpile of shit in my tupperdore, but tonight, my bums, it's National Smoke A Favorite Cigar Day, and it's finally time to celebrate.

Pre-Smoke Judgement:

Had em' before...and loved em' since the first. 'Nough said, my bums.

1/3:

Yummy. Mmm mmm good. Full bodied and full of flavor. A spicy little nibble through the retrohale follows the thick, smmmmmmoooooooottttthhhhhhh, bold, robust, semi-dark-chocolate, and complex flavor of an outstanding blend. The draw is superb and delivers huge intakes effortlessly. Residual is...maybe lightly dark chocolate...and...I just know it's pretty good.

2/3:

STILL (insert favorite curse word beginning with the letter "f", followed by a vowel...you get where I'm going) AWESOME . STILL DELIVERING LIKE (insert the above paranthesized word) DOMINOS PIZZA IN THE 90s. I don't care, my bums, how well that reference applies. YES, this beast from the southeast (from me, anyways) is becoming bolder. YES, this tastly little work of the divine is bringing the same descibed-as-above flavors, BUT minus the spicyness on the retrohale. What else, my bums, do you want me to add...NO, you know what...don't think about it. Just do yourself a SOLID favor...and a favor for your newest fellow bum...just smoke it already.

3/3:

Listen...I'm not your typical "review writer". I don't care if you want to know the final third's "nuances", "flavors", or if you want to know "how does the complexity of blend reveal it's intended artistry, unbeknowst to the connoseuir"? Horseshit questions for horseshit writers, if you ask me. But for the sake of imparting some info to the bums who are YET convinced...here we go. No spicyness through the retrohale, but there's a nice bite on the palate. SCRATCH THAT, definitely some good spice bites through the retrohale on deep intakes. Smooth, very rich, very bold, still kinda complex (to me) flavor. Draw hits like a heavyweight champ - direct, effortless, and with a punch of deep smoke intake. The smell is mesmerizing. My interest repeaks with every intake. Residual is pretty tastey, kinda nutty-ish, kinda dark chocolatey, kinda thick, but also light. Literally cannot emphasize or iterate further, because, it's just too damn good.

Trial By Smoke Judgement;

I mean...damn...that was amazing. Buy some already if you're not in the know about these. B&M, Cigarbid...whatever the price is...and, sure get 'em cheap of you can...just get them. I loved it, my bums. Happy Smoke A Favorite Cigar Day.

[WNYTONY]

Great f'in review It's going to make me pull one and get it into the on deck humi as I haven't had one in quite a while. Job done !

[SoCal gunner]