Got a lot of free time on my hands

[BrianWilliams]

Gentlemen, gentlemen. Rest assured I am the one true Brian Williams. I just read it off a teleprompter, so it has to be correct.

I was there when my good friend Al Gore invented the internet, so yes, you could say I was there when RG was invented too. I remember reporting it Live! from Al's basement where we sat in our boxing shorts and smoking a Ghurka Widow Maker, MSRP $500 per stick.

[04EDGE40]

Gentlemen, gentlemen. Rest assured I am the one true Brian Williams. I just read it off a teleprompter, so it has to be correct.

I was there when my good friend Al Gore invented the internet, so yes, you could say I was there when RG was invented too. I remember reporting it Live! from Al's basement where we sat in our boxing shorts and smoking a Ghurka Widow Maker, MSRP $500 per stick.

You know I have one of those waiting... for what, I'm not sure. I'd gladly sell it to you for, like, half MSRP!

[BrianWilliams]

You know I have one of those waiting... for what, I'm not sure. I'd gladly sell it to you for, like, half MSRP!

Collin I notice you're from Indiana. Hmm...I forgot that was a real state. As I've only heard of and flown over Indiana in a private jet using excessive fuel (but doing it for the good of mankind), it is doubtful we could smoke our prized Gurkhas together in your city of residence. The next time you're going to be at the Rainbow Room at 30 Rock in New York City let me know. We'll invite Chris Matthews!

On a side note, if you could either walk to work or ride your bicycle there that would be great for the environment. At least that's what Al Gore told me when we were crusining at 40,000 feet in his 14 passanger private jet that just the two of us were flying in.