Tongue Burn, Tongue Afire, Raw-tongue... What is WRONG?!

[Mister Moo]

Attention rookies. I used to think tongue burn and cheek-fire were normal when smoking a pipe - 1972, Germany.

Since the internet I learned that tongue burn is, more often than not, a symptom of a mechanical problem (smoking and/or bowl-filling technique or, rarely, pipe design) or too moist a tobacco.

1. Ribbon/shag cut tobacco moistness. Squish a clump between your fingers and if:

1. it flattens and stays flat, way too moist
2. it crunches and turns to dust, way too dry; or
3. it spring back quickly, probably just right.

2. Flake moistness on the 1-3 Moo Flake Scale. Bend a flake in half and if:

1. it bends like rubber and nothing breaks, it is too wet
2. it snaps like a fresh Saltine it is way too dry; or
3. about 50% of the flake fractures at the bend it's probably just right

It is easier to give a filled pipe a little extra moosh than it is to relieve a clogged bowl or airway. Avoid filling a pipe more tightly than to offer a very slight resistance to a sip of air before lighting. After lighting the bowl will probably go out; tamp it gently - to slight resistance - and relight. Be sure that, as you smoke, most ribbons and virtually all flakes will expand in a matter of seconds-to-minutes; flakes can expand quite a bit. No matter what you're smoking, if you tamp too hard it will plug the bowl more or less. If you overcompress most flakes they will almost certainly stop airflow. HERE"S THE DEAL: as soon as a bowl is overcompressed (i.e. tamped too firmly) your pipe-sucker mechanism goes into over drive as, for no good reason the pipe keeps going out. So, with a need for a relight or not, you begin power-puffing. Worst case scenario? Doing this will gradually cause the insides of your cheeks to unravel and/or make your tongue feel like it has been sandpapered with gasoline.

What do we learn from all this?

a. excessively dry tobacco burns hot/harsh even in a pipe with light draw; and excessively moist tobacco may create steam and, for sure, a wad of tobacco that is very easy to overcompress. Either way you end up with a sore tongue

b. fill/tamp a bowl with a light enough touch that it never resists your draw much more than straw in glass of water. With experience you may be able to tighten things up much more and still have an easy smoke but, if you already have a sore tongue, let that thought perish for about a year or two.

c. if the heel of your pipe gets swampy looking (or if smoke ends up with a wad of wet tobacco in the heel) you need to give that pipe a good rest. Wet pipes end up tasting sour and encourage problems with tobacco overcompression. With new pipe that ends up wet (fast) there is a lot to be said for smoking half-bowls for a while. Half bowls means half the moisture getting into the heel and, given a drier pipe, a more rapid formation of cake (with helps manage both moisture and heat).

Rarely we encounter a pipe that simply has too small an airway (either in the pipe itself or, more commonly, somewhere in the stem). Like Hank Hill's narrow urethra, you can complain about it... or fix it. In most cases a hand-held/twisted 5/32" bit can open a pipe shank, pipe airhole or pipestem.

Symptoms of a too-small airway or a distorted/irregular airway include a pipe that whistles when you blow through it (empty, of course) or, typically, a pipe that is chronically wet in the bowl or, more likely, inside the stem. Wetness always occuring in the stem can usually be resolved, by the way, with a small smoothing- or opening modification on the tenon.

Tongue-burn sucks but it can be defeated with small improvements in technique which, by the way, lead to more smoke with slwer puffing and much less effort - no effort at all, really. Anyone else with tips on how to avoid rookie tongue-bite, please follow...

[commonsenseman]

Attention rookies. Tongue-burn sucks.

Do you have any thoughts on chemical tongue burn, PH issues, different types of tobaccos, etc.?

[Mister Moo]

Do you have any thoughts on chemical tongue burn, PH issues, different types of tobaccos, etc.?

I never experienced it and never knew anyone firthand who has.

I keep hearing about perique allergy (I'd rather have the brain disease than perique allrergy) and possible ph issues but, again, no firsthand information. Feel free to add what you know.

[freestoke]

[Chemical burns, allergic reactions, etc.]

I never experienced it and never knew anyone firthand who has.

I keep hearing about perique allergy (I'd rather have the brain disease than perique allrergy) and possible ph issues but, again, no firsthand information. Feel free to add what you know.

For what it's worth, I seem to be allergic to Luxury Twist Flake. It isn't tongue bite, because it also creates a pebbly surface on my cheeks. Many claim to have allergic reactions (sneezing, clogged sinuses, etc.) to scented Lakelands, like Ennerdale and Cannon Plug.

As to pH, the smoke stream is alkaline and, if permitted to do so, will cause a caustic burn. Drink something acidic while you smoke, like beer or other carbonated beverage (carbonated water is slightly acidic), acidic fruit juices, tea, or coffee to neutralize the chemically basic condensation from the smoke.

I'd also learn to direct the smoke stream around the mouth, not letting it play directly onto the same place on the tongue for any appreciable time. Clenching more directs smoke toward the back teeth for the time that you do it. Allow the smoke to dissipate and cool before it strikes sensitive surfaces, ie, into more open areas in the mouth. Spread the chemicals around and they do less damage.

[Emperor Zurg]

Thanks for posting this.
I have another round of experimenting to do.

[Mister Moo]

Thanks for posting this.
I have another round of experimenting to do.

I can't remember what you were smoking, Zurgs, but B&M aromatics from the big big jar are usually PG soaked and sometimes impossible to dry during our lifetimes. They always smell wonderful but they are ofetn on the soggy side and easily over-smooshed in the pipe. Thee are passable alternatives like Carter Hall, sweet smelling and tasty, if you sre willing to soil yourself and your pipe with drugstore burley.

[Emperor Zurg]

I can't remember what you were smoking, Zurgs, but B&M aromatics from the big big jar are usually PG soaked and sometimes impossible to dry during our lifetimes. They always smell wonderful but they are ofetn on the soggy side and easily over-smooshed in the pipe. Thee are passable alternatives like Carter Hall, sweet smelling and tasty, if you sre willing to soil yourself and your pipe with drugstore burley.

I smoke a very limited number of aromatics. Some of my favorite weed, in no particular order; Nightcap, EMP, HH ODF, Dan BBBB, SPC offerings, GL Pease English offerings (Gaslight is awesome), Margate, Larry's Blend, AJ's VaPer... there's not many aros on the list but I do like Dan aros, FM Cellar and a couple others. 'Bout the only gooper I enjoy occasionally is PS Cherry BonBon and I usually mix that with a coin of rubbed out GH Cherry Twist and let it dry for the better part of a day.

The heel of every pipe I smoke is swampy looking, even smoking very slowly and starting with very dry tobacco. I'm starting to think 'smoking to ash' is just a myth I have a hard time believing I'm smoking too fast. Yesterday I got over 2 hours out of 2 coins of bullseye flake and there was still some left in the bottom of the pipe when I got back to the shop and had to abandon it to get some work done. I shook it out and it was starting to get pretty wet tho.

[KungFumeta]

The heel of every pipe I smoke is swampy looking, even smoking very slowly and starting with very dry tobacco. I'm starting to think 'smoking to ash' is just a myth I have a hard time believing I'm smoking too fast. Yesterday I got over 2 hours out of 2 coins of bullseye flake and there was still some left in the bottom of the pipe when I got back to the shop and had to abandon it to get some work done. I shook it out and it was starting to get pretty wet tho.

Exactly my position, I do admit I might be able to smoke slower even though I routinely get 45 minutes to an hour from a medium sized bowl, which seems to be the norm for those of you getting fine white ash.
I put it down to my packing still being severely lacking.

[Mister Moo]

...The heel of every pipe I smoke is swampy looking, even smoking very slowly and starting with very dry tobacco. I'm starting to think 'smoking to ash' is just a myth I have a hard time believing I'm smoking too fast. Yesterday I got over 2 hours out of 2 coins of bullseye flake and there was still some left in the bottom of the pipe when I got back to the shop and had to abandon it to get some work done. I shook it out and it was starting to get pretty wet tho.

Your list of often-smoked tobaccos isn't a hit-parade of biters. I rule out tobacco brand/blends as a reason for tongue bite, especially with PS LBF.

Now, two hours from two coins and a swampy heel + wet dottle... this sounds like a lot of over-suckage against moist tobacco and/or a restricted bowl or partially plugged stem. It's hard for me to get 30-minutes+ of smoking through a clear pipe with one LBF coin. LBF, by the way, is something I always buy bulk, it is never too wet (at my local B&M anyhow) and nearly always smokes to the bottom of any pipe. I like to tear those coins apart, sort of the centers and bury them mid-bowl for a sort of cavendish parfait thing, by the way.

So, to brass tacks now...

Do you swab out a stem/heel with a fluffy pipecleaner mid-smoke (or thumb-over the chamber and flick the stem) if ever you hear a gurgle?

Do you fold/stuff coins or rub them out?

[Emperor Zurg]

So, to brass tacks now...

Do you swab out a stem/heel with a fluffy pipecleaner mid-smoke (or thumb-over the chamber and flick the stem) if ever you hear a gurgle?

Do you fold/stuff coins or rub them out?

These coins were folded into quarters and stuffed per this thread --> http://www.cigarbum.com/forum/showth...ll=1#post17200

I didn't get any gurgle on that go-round but usually I cover the bowl and flick the stem if I do. I usually reserve the use of a pipe cleaner for the event of a mid-smoke clog. The pipe btw was a straight Barling Canadian sent to me by Neverbend a while back at the old place. It hadn't been smoked for a week or more.