Look what I found on ebay @Emperor Zurg :
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...f_rd_i=desktop
Now you can be like Mr. Moo... and quite frankly, who doesn't want to be like Mr. Moo? The guy's facial hair and scowl are legendary.
END THREAD HI-JACK... dammit, now I'm probably going to pick up a pipe habit. This hobby is killing my finances.