Yes- it's here. MMM 2015!

Need an excuse (or not) to show your meers, smoke your meers, chat up your meers or ask questions about the white lady? Well, make an effort -- no matter how painful - to show the love in March. As always, I will be your guidance counselor.

Now go get the darn thing out the drawer. Or, if you have none, hang around here to get advice from the Meer Masters about what to get, why, and where to get something you'll cherish.

Go.