Chinese Corn Cob pipes

[Haebar]

Seriously? They don't even send a Missouri Pride?

I sent them an email about the topic a few months back, suggesting that they give a different pipe-related item each month. For instance, one month they could give a pack of pipe cleaners, the next month an inexpensive pipe tool, etc. They seemed glad to receive the suggestion at the time. Maybe the Missouri Prides would cost too much and they would have to raise the price of the club dues.

[Emperor Zurg]

Maybe the Missouri Prides would cost too much and they would have to raise the price of the club dues.

Even so, a Chinese cob is pretty ghetto. They could include a small baggie of chopped up Phillies wrappers to go with it. Then maybe you could whomp up the pipe version of a blunt.