A few months ago I was sent paperwork to work at Levi Stadium by the temp agency that Local 134 uses to book employees. In the 30 some odd pages, there was an agreement to a drug test. Drug testing stagehands? Really? Maybe they were making sure you were smoking weed instead of not. "Yeah, we got another non stoner here. I recommend an eighth of Skywalker and a gram of hash stat.".

I worked the NHL stadium series hockey game a few weeks ago and I saw all the familiar faces. I don't think a single one of us has peed in a cup.