Quote Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg View Post
Hahaha!
Next it'll demand a free cell phone and satellite TV.

Ever notice how even the poorest hovels have at least 2 direct TV dishes bolted to the roof? Always amazes me. I don't even have satellite TV.
We cut the cable cord more than a decade ago. I didn’t want a smart phone but I demanded certain features that pushed me there. And now I sometimes look like a Gen Z. Maybe I should move further out.