I was out of town for the past week, and a relative called me to inform me that there was a suspicious looking package in the mailbox. For fear of the structure of the weak mailbox, which really needs to be replaced, I instructed said relative to store the package inside my cooler.

Finally today, I have made it home, and the package did indeed look suspicious, with a New York mailing address. My cousin lives in NYC but it's not from there, so I was a bit scared. Maybe an Al-Quadea fraction? I really could not guess, except for the faint ticking sound that came from within. With much hesitation, anticipation, and a bit of fear, I opened the package.

BOOM!



Do you see that little tiny speck near the bottom? Probably not. It's my now old neighborhood. It has been completely destroyed. Hundreds are dead and I am without shelter. What could have caused such a catastrophe?






@WNYTONY brother the smokes are more appreciated than you know, and your kinds words meant more than me than you probably could ever know. Thank you so much brother. Everyone here needs to at least throw some RG at a great BOTL!

Thank you sir!