Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
David, Me thinks Bob may have soiled the fair Miss Howler and is the father of Smokin Monkey. DNA testing might be a wise choice. Like sands through the hourglass, blah blah blah.
Yessir, he may be covering his dribbling tracks. We could probably scrape up some DNA along her furry....errrr....nevermind.....I just can't say it......

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Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
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Getting ready for date night at ClubDroy in Broken Arrow, Okla.
Lawdy lawdy.....

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Quote Originally Posted by allusred View Post
It's Smokin' Monkeys ready smile that's fooled you, He's nearly three times His Girlfriends age.
Neither age nor species matter to him when it come "doing'....excepting Turtles, they've frustrated Him so far.
If you get a chance check out the Calves at Droy's, they look a whole like S.M.
That they're always trying to climb trees must mean something too.
The Girlriend fell hard for Her first lover, S.M.
Head over paws in love with Him, so much so that S.M. was worn down and lit out to Droys spread.
Droy lucked out in quickly wining her affection and isn't looking back.
Still trying to cover his "tracks"......Hmmm....

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Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
I'm so confused. So your saying Droy spanked the monkey and liked it?
That was never an issue....