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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
    Rumor has it, Mrs Smokin Monkey is a howler.
    As near as I can recall it was a few weeks after Smokin Monkey's sweet innocent Girlfriend caught up with him here
    ( seems he forgot to let her know he was moving.,east how that's what he told her ) He slipped away, and took up with Droy.
    His Sweet innocent little Girlfriend missed him badly cause soon's She wrangled His location from me, She headed for the nearest truck stop to hitch, or 'work ' her way to His side. Shortly after arriving to reunite with S. M. Droy stole her heart, or rather seduced that Sweet lil Gal into spending the nights beside or astride him.
    I'd, not say She's a Howler ( see what you did there, yup ) but rather should say that besides being quite athletic, innovative and untiring in her love making she does sing all those hours every night. Has a vast repertoire of songs Blues, French Ye Ye, as well as Basque. Her voice is has an impressive range. from the sound of a Cyclone warning siren to that of a Wood Chipper to thoughout the night's lovemaking. Shame that so many who dwelt within a few miles of Droy's abode chose to move farther away. Perhaps they for some strange reason failed to appreciate those sweet sounds night after night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by droy1958 View Post
    She's a howler all right!....
    Me thinks the lad doth complain too loudly, only to conceal his fear that some one might try to steal away her affections.
    Young love how sweet it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allusred View Post
    Me thinks the lad doth complain too loudly, only to conceal his fear that some one might try to steal away her affections.
    Young love how sweet it is.
    But I, with a strong dose of old man love, am too damn tired after these exercises to make much noise besides heavy breathing that leads to snoring near after.....
    Like my father before me, I will work the land,
    And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allusred View Post
    As near as I can recall it was a few weeks after Smokin Monkey's sweet innocent Girlfriend caught up with him here
    ( seems he forgot to let her know he was moving.,east how that's what he told her ) He slipped away, and took up with Droy.
    His Sweet innocent little Girlfriend missed him badly cause soon's She wrangled His location from me, She headed for the nearest truck stop to hitch, or 'work ' her way to His side. Shortly after arriving to reunite with S. M. Droy stole her heart, or rather seduced that Sweet lil Gal into spending the nights beside or astride him.
    I'd, not say She's a Howler ( see what you did there, yup ) but rather should say that besides being quite athletic, innovative and untiring in her love making she does sing all those hours every night. Has a vast repertoire of songs Blues, French Ye Ye, as well as Basque. Her voice is has an impressive range. from the sound of a Cyclone warning siren to that of a Wood Chipper to thoughout the night's lovemaking. Shame that so many who dwelt within a few miles of Droy's abode chose to move farther away. Perhaps they for some strange reason failed to appreciate those sweet sounds night after night.
    Hmmmmmm........seems to me that you know more about her than I do? Perhaps took up residence with you until you pawned her off on me after she got into the Pepin's?.......Hmmmm........
    Like my father before me, I will work the land,
    And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by droy1958 View Post
    Hmmmmmm........seems to me that you know more about her than I do? Perhaps took up residence with you until you pawned her off on me after she got into the Pepin's?.......Hmmmm........
    David, Me thinks Bob may have soiled the fair Miss Howler and is the father of Smokin Monkey. DNA testing might be a wise choice. Like sands through the hourglass, blah blah blah.
    Last edited by Old Smokey; 03-03-2018 at 02:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
    David, Me thinks Bob may have soiled the fair Miss Howler and is the father of Smokin Monkey. DNA testing might be a wise choice. Like sands through the hourglass, blah blah blah.
    It's Smokin' Monkeys ready smile that's fooled you, He's nearly three times His Girlfriends age.
    Neither age nor species matter to him when it come "doing'....excepting Turtles, they've frustrated Him so far.
    If you get a chance check out the Calves at Droy's, they look a whole like S.M.
    That they're always trying to climb trees must mean something too.
    The Girlriend fell hard for Her first lover, S.M.
    Head over paws in love with Him, so much so that S.M. was worn down and lit out to Droys spread.
    Droy lucked out in quickly wining her affection and isn't looking back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by allusred View Post
    It's Smokin' Monkeys ready smile that's fooled you, He's nearly three times His Girlfriends age.
    Neither age nor species matter to him when it come "doing'....excepting Turtles, they've frustrated Him so far.
    If you get a chance check out the Calves at Droy's, they look a whole like S.M.
    That they're always trying to climb trees must mean something too.
    The Girlriend fell hard for Her first lover, S.M.
    Head over paws in love with Him, so much so that S.M. was worn down and lit out to Droys spread.
    Droy lucked out in quickly wining her affection and isn't looking back.
    I'm so confused. So your saying Droy spanked the monkey and liked it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
    I'm so confused. So your saying Droy spanked the monkey and liked it?
    I heard he was quite the disciplinarian and is always spanking that monkey
    No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !

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    Getting ready for date night at ClubDroy in Broken Arrow, Okla.
    Last edited by Old Smokey; 03-04-2018 at 12:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
    David, Me thinks Bob may have soiled the fair Miss Howler and is the father of Smokin Monkey. DNA testing might be a wise choice. Like sands through the hourglass, blah blah blah.
    Yessir, he may be covering his dribbling tracks. We could probably scrape up some DNA along her furry....errrr....nevermind.....I just can't say it......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
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    Getting ready for date night at ClubDroy in Broken Arrow, Okla.
    Lawdy lawdy.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by allusred View Post
    It's Smokin' Monkeys ready smile that's fooled you, He's nearly three times His Girlfriends age.
    Neither age nor species matter to him when it come "doing'....excepting Turtles, they've frustrated Him so far.
    If you get a chance check out the Calves at Droy's, they look a whole like S.M.
    That they're always trying to climb trees must mean something too.
    The Girlriend fell hard for Her first lover, S.M.
    Head over paws in love with Him, so much so that S.M. was worn down and lit out to Droys spread.
    Droy lucked out in quickly wining her affection and isn't looking back.
    Still trying to cover his "tracks"......Hmmm....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Smokey View Post
    I'm so confused. So your saying Droy spanked the monkey and liked it?
    That was never an issue....
    Like my father before me, I will work the land,
    And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.

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