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    Lost no more allusred's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruck View Post
    I can also copy morse code. Not sure which is more useful
    Can 'see.'
    The head honcho at loyds of London,the world's leading insurance market providing specialist insurance services to businesses in over 200 countries and territories.
    Explaining at a shareholders meeingt why one employee is on a salary of $380,000.00 per year and has his own combination office/smoking lounge.
    "He's the best and most accurate copier of Morse Code there is and we'd not risk losing Him to any rival."

    *Now cannot say that I'm able to foretell the future...but perhaps that fellow at Lloyds will read your post this morning and this is but a glimpse at your future employment.
    Of course the Cigar I've just smoked may have been responsible for this touch of clairvoyance,
    or it may be down to the Rum.
    Either way.
    Goodluck Bruce.

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    How 'bout you show-offs give us no-talent clowns some pointers???
    Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.

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    Here are a few:


    And here is my Batman ring:



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nature View Post
    And here is my Batman ring:


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    Yeah, now you are just showing off!

    I've done it once or twice on accident. I tried to learn how a long time ago and gave up.
    "Hate, it has caused a lot of problems in the world, but has not solved one yet."
    ― Maya Angelou


    Go Vols!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nature View Post
    Here are a few:


    And here is my Batman ring:



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    Nice! Our old marketing director wanted to take photos of me blowing smoke rings for the blog. I have no trouble blowing smoke rings, but getting a photo of them that he deemed "good enough" was painful. It took about an hour. And you would think spending an hour smoking at work would be great... not when you are smoking as fast as possible to get it done!


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    Quote Originally Posted by cheaphumidors View Post
    Darlin' what ur blowing there isn't a ring, it's a smoke mushroom.

    Pretty good one tho... makes me hungry for some deep fried mushrooms
    Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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    I've been blowin' smoke up my old lady's azz for damn near 30 years. A friggin' smoke ring ain't nuttin'. I can blow a Sistine Chapel givin' the time......
    Like my father before me, I will work the land,
    And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.

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    It's fun to blow smoke rings and as suggested you want to smoke a cigar that is densely packed so that you can get a big volume of smoke. Easiest way I know how to do this is to hold the smoke for a few seconds....open your mouth and make a circle with your lips....use your tongue to gently push some smoke out as you'll find a rhythm that makes the best ring. Start slow and then find that motion that gives you the best ring and after that you can use your lips to help like a fish does when you catch one. I've gotten so good at it that I can make a big smoke ring and then push a smaller ring inside of it and only do that when I feel like showing off. If only they would throw money when I do that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nature View Post
    WOW!
    I think I've only got maybe 4-5, ill-formed in a row.

    Now I have something to strive for.
    Here's something else to strive for ...

    smoke ring 01.JPG
    Insert witty comment here ...

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