Droy,
Worried about what might be causing those problems in that Sub Tropi Quarim area of OK.
S.M. says that other than an overabundance of Orange Sunshine only a sudden uptick in your"cold body radiation could be responsible for your belief that you've gone all over Italianate.
How ever S.M's Sweet Lil Girlfriend assures that your hands, and other bi, that are all over her during the Nocturnal hours the two of you spend entwined..are as ever burning with passion's heat.
Since I was quite concerned for your well being, Checked with Dr. Xue Ming whose advice is for you to increase your daily consumption of Balut fourfold, add some Jing Leed along with the usual Fish Eyes when preparing your Hot & Sour Soup.
Avoid the hours of Daylight and you will in short order be
all Dory if not quite Hunky.
I'm off .
But I'm also going to Smoke a cigar whilst hoping for your speedy recovery.
Allusred.