What did you smoke today (NC) II

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Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg

Is that your husband's cock I see in the background? :p :p :p :p

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Thanks for that morning laugh !
Looking at the other things in the picture - that thing is huge :p :p :p

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Originally Posted by AlanS

Driving on the range or the fairway? Did ya find the green?

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I wish !
Dad lets me drive slow on the driveway. But not on Monday, definitely not on Monday.

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Originally Posted by OtismyMan

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Grrr - great smoke and another day on the course ???? I am falling wayyy behind

At a conference this week for work and my session doesn't start until after lunch, so decided to grab a Nub Maduro and a coffee this morning. Breakfast of Champions right there!

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Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg

Is that your husband's cock I see in the background? :p :p :p :p

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It certainly is :) His name is Bucky Forte and he was a 40th birthday present to my husband from our dear friend Russ. And yes, of course, there is a long story to go with it....

My husband loves his front yard, like in a creepy obsessive way. If he's not mowing or planting or pruning he is smoking a cigar and talking to it while gently stroking blades of grass (seriously, I am not making that shit up)

On a road trip to Georgia we stopped at a roadside garden store and he bought a ridiculous planter in the shape of an ass (as in burro)

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I told him he couldn't put it in the front yard because it's tacky as all get out, so he put it in the back yard and pouted about it

Russ found out about this and thought I was a horrible wife for stifling my husband's creativity.

He and my husband then came up with a plot to get his ass in the front yard. Russ would buy Drew an even TACKIER lawn ornament and because it would be a gift, I would be forced to happily display it in my front yard.

But my husband, being the kind soul he is, would give me the option. If I allowed him to put the ass in the front yard, he would put the stupid, tacky whatever-it-was-that-Russ-gave-him in the backyard.

So his 40th birthday roles around and Russ shows up with a 5 foot cock.

They give me the option to put the ass in the front yard instead, but joke's on them because I absolutely LOVED the giant cock.

So now we have a 5 foot cock in our front yard (except when we have storms in which case I bring it in to the porch to protect it).

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Originally Posted by cheaphumidors

It certainly is :).... but joke's on them because I absolutely LOVED the giant cock.

So now we have a 5 foot cock in our front yard (except when we have storms in which case I bring it in to the porch to protect it).

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BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I am laughing MAO :D :D :D

So it all ends well; your husband hauled his ass out to the front yard and you're enjoying a giant cock :p :p :p ... and a good cigar to boot! I'm sure not many women can claim the rights to that statement :D

Now where'd I leave that cigar?
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A little disappointing at the start.
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Thats weird I have my own swag...
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