What did you smoke today (NC) II

Heavy char like burnt steak. Does anyone like this? https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...680cd13ec1.jpg

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Back on track with an FDLA.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...6e31ba183c.jpg

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I don't remember what this is called, but it's longer than a Shakespeare novel.....
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Originally Posted by allusred

Wot? Tryin tew git "it" in ? Hunh?
An yew sez tew ole....dang bob,Smokin' Monkey's sweet little Girfrien's got yew feelin sixteen agin ah rekon.

Lak tew has mis de red ...yew sayed too cold....dagslabit Son, Smokin' Monkey's sweet lil Grilfren' keepin yew wurm nuf tew fry bacon .

Now doan git tellin' bout dem " Pie rates an Horseshoe Crab" yew keep goin on 'bout.

Doan furgis tew tel Smokin' Mopnkey I says Hello...an tell Him mah Humydur bein bone empty...

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Problem is my bacon ain't achin like it used to. Now I know why us old fockers like cigars.....

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Originally Posted by allusred

Dang Allen,
How did you get picture of one of Droy's eight new Calves that he (Droy) accuses Smokin' Monkey of having some explaining to do.
Ok, so they do look a bit like S.M. and they do like climbing into the trees.
But S.M. sez just cause he gets along with the cows isn't proof he's done wrong.
S.M. thinks the youngsters fondness for bananas explains why have such fine pelts.

Right shame Smokin' Monkey's Girlfriend insists Droy lower the blinds, close the curtains and turn out lights before the settle down for the night.
She must have sensed the Shadow lurking.

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It's all about bananas, clams, squeeling and lies...... I'm in....

Not sure if there is a Warped Wednesday thread, but here's a Black Honey.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...b438742cf0.jpg

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Originally Posted by droy1958

It's all about bananas, clams, squeeling and lies...... I'm in....

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Reckin yew haint Sybotic.

Fijjers cauz yew an Smokin' Monkeys (ex) Girfriend spens yore nights doin thet Voluptuay spangin' thang.

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Originally Posted by allusred

Reckin yew haint Sybotic.

Fijjers cauz yew an Smokin' Monkeys (ex) Girfriend spens yore nights doin thet Voluptuay spangin' thang.

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If that means me having a splash and a cigar followed by a steak and snoring soon after, yeppers that's me.....time for the filet to come off the grill, so good night to all!..

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Four Kicks Corona tonight. This one courtesy of @Ciro and I think it was the great Secret Santa '16 blast but he's hit me so many times it's hard to tell....
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Originally Posted by tjhemp

I hope you enjoyed that. Just looking at this pic makes me want to light one up.

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Set fire to it - this one smoked great ! Thanks for sending it on to me.