"I smell a cigar," she said....

[droy1958]

I just have a bowl of beans and cabbage to spread my pheromones.....

[Ciro]

i believe she has a future moonlighting as a contraband-seeking dog with us customs in the future.

lmfao!!

[mi000ke]

I doubt she could really smell it, it was probably women's intuition that alerted her that you were enjoying a smoke behind her back. My wife isn't thrilled about me smoking either, but as long as I make an effort to cover up the smell & keep my hygiene in check we remain at peace.

Yeah - i kind of thought that too, but I've been on this routine for a few years now and this is a first. I mean, she sometimes comes home early and catches me, so she knows it's going on - but this had me wondering. Maybe she just took a shot and got lucky. We'll know soon enough cause when the rain stops in another day or so, I'm back to burning those bad boys. Like I said, I'm not planning to stop - just trying to minimize her displeasure and maximize my marital opportunities (IYKWIM).

[droy1958]

Yeah - i kind of thought that too, but I've been on this routine for a few years now and this is a first. I mean, she sometimes comes home early and catches me, so she knows it's going on - but this had me wondering. Maybe she just took a shot and got lucky. We'll know soon enough cause when the rain stops in another day or so, I'm back to burning those bad boys. Like I said, I'm not planning to stop - just trying to minimize her displeasure and maximize my marital opportunities (IYKWIM).

I'm an expert on marriage as I've done it many times. The best thing is to be honest with your wife so there's no secrets or hiding from each other. Nothing worse than sneaking around to have a smoke. Just ask my sixth wife......

[allusred]

I just have a bowl of beans and cabbage to spread my pheromones.....

Do so hope you share those treats with the Smokin Monkey, doubt he'd ever leave you them, sort of like to have an hold always.

[allusred]

I'm an expert on marriage as I've done it many times. The best thing is to be honest with your wife so there's no secrets or hiding from each other. Nothing worse than sneaking around to have a smoke. Just ask my sixth wife......

Maybe I should put it down to the Rum,but I'm begining to sense there may a (secret0 reason Ok is known as the "Fracking State"
Hope the drink has not made me mis spell that state slogan.

Oh, by the way...was it not Big Thunder who was the Chief of the Blanket Warhoops tribe?