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    Royal Bum cheaphumidors's Avatar  Cigar Bum Sponsor
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    Angry Screw You Gatorade Popcicle!

    Who knew a Gatorade popsicle could ruin your cigar smoking?!

    I chipped my front tooth on one over the weekend and now I am constantly futzing with it with my tongue...which ends up cutting my tongue up.... which makes smoking cigars hurt like the dickens!

    So I say again, SCREW YOU GATORADE POPSICLE!

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    A Gatorade popsicle? Did you make it or do they sell those?

    There are no easy answers. But there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.- RONALD REAGAN

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    Royal Bum cheaphumidors's Avatar  Cigar Bum Sponsor
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    Quote Originally Posted by 04EDGE40 View Post
    A Gatorade popsicle? Did you make it or do they sell those?
    I made it. Best way to satisfy the sweet tooth without a bunch of calories!

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    Sand it down with the fine side of an emery nail file.
    I was going to say 'Silicon Carbide wet sanding paper' but I figured you'd more likely have a nail file at your disposal.
    Unless you chipped it real bad, that's all the dentist is going to do (for $100)
    And stop getting so rough with your Popsicles.
    Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cheaphumidors View Post
    I made it. Best way to satisfy the sweet tooth without a bunch of calories!
    Hmmm... that's a pretty good idea!

    I chipped my tooth on an apple, of all things. So it can happen to anyone anytime!

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    I once broke off a front tooth at the gum line while eating a grilled cheese sandwich. That turned out to be one hell of a lot of fun. Dentist said it must have been cracked before and finally gave way.

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    Visit a dentist and have 'em make it nice for you. It's worthy of the trip for a front tooth!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cheaphumidors View Post
    I made it. Best way to satisfy the sweet tooth without a bunch of calories!
    It doesn't help your tooth/cigar situation but try something like this instead of gatorade.... Optimum BCAA 5000 Powder at Bodybuilding.com: Lowest Prices for BCAA 5000 Powder

    Its an amino acid supplement that tastes almost like gatorade. Only 10 calories and its a hell of a lot more useful to your body than drinking gatorade.

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    Silly Kayla, you're supposed to LICK popsicles, not bite 'em!

    I like Oreos for the sweet tooth. Each one is usually only 80 calories or so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeede View Post
    Silly Kayla, you're supposed to LICK popsicles, not bite 'em!

    I like Oreos for the sweet tooth. Each one is usually only 80 calories or so.
    I am not patient enough to lick a popsicle to death! What am I, made of time?! And who can eat just 1 Oreo? NO ONE!

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