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    Wow, Someone Knows Me Mister Moo's Avatar
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    Just a Quick Thank You!

    I have managed to get and gut yet another new cob. Fortunately there is a cure that will keep this pipe smoking perfectly, perhaps for decades. It is called pipe mud, a sort of putty made from finely powdered cigar ash and the tiniest bit of water or spit. It easily fills cracks or holes inside clay, briar or corncob pipes and, after a few smokes, becomes hard like rock. Strong, like bull. Tough, like SeAL.

    Anyhow I wanted to thanks cigars for becoming pipe mud without whose help I would have tossed some much loved pipes over the years. Remarkable stuff that not-pipers might not have heard about. It seems unfair you cigarist people can't shave pieces off a pipe and somehow stick it on stogies to stop them from unwrapping or to fill gaps in split wrappers once they start to crap out. Whatever. Life is not fair.

    So, again, thank you cigars for being there when I need you.

    Peace.

    Out.
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    Wow......I learned something new. I would have never known that had you not posted it. Great fix!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mister Moo View Post
    It seems unfair you cigarist people can't shave pieces off a pipe and somehow stick it on stogies to stop them from unwrapping or to fill gaps in split wrappers once they start to crap out.
    Maybe they can use gurgle for that. I'll save some the next time I smoke a gooper. Whoever wants it, just pay the shipping and it's yours. Can't guarantee express delivery since I'm not often in the mood for an aromatic and I tend to avoid goopers in particular.
    Last edited by Emperor Zurg; 04-23-2015 at 11:16 AM.
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    Wow, Someone Knows Me Mister Moo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg View Post
    Maybe they can use gurgle for that. I'll save some the next time I smoke a gooper. Whoever wants it, just pay the shipping and it's yours. Can't guarantee express delivery since I'm not often in the mood for an aromatic and I tend to avoid goopers in particular.
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    Gooper Gurgle!? There is no cigar, no matter how good or how crapped out, that deserves Gooper Gurgle. Nevertheless, finding new uses for old products is both a new profit center and a means to extend the Product Life Cycle. Might ought to discuss possible commercial applications and leakproof containers off the board.
    Get your sMOOth on - www.bevelset.com

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