1: Glad I do not have Gurkha as an option. 2: I do not have any Gurkhas. 3: I ignore most if not all of what your opinion is 4: I said celebratory cigar, not a dog rocket. 5: See reason 3 then look at reason 5 and repeat.
BTW: See reason 3.
...A bad situation can be made better with a pipe/cigar in your hand...