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    Custom User Title Bruck's Avatar  Cigar Bum Sponsor
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    I've decided to quit smoking

    For today anyway. I'm going to bed
    You oughta know not to stand by the window, somebody see you up there.

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    Good job!
    Studies show it's far less hazardous to your health if you don't fall asleep holding a cigar.
    Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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    Sounds like someone needs a few lessons on the fine art of sleep-smoking. Curiously satisfying...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bruck View Post
    For today anyway. I'm going to bed
    Yeah, ya got me. My mouth was open on that one...... (an old Eddie Murphy joke reference)
    No cigar until you get a par - birdie if it's a scramble !

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    I hear the new cigarettes actually quit smoking for you. 'FSC' they call them... or something like that.

    (Don't give the CPSC nannys any ideas or we'll end up with bands of carpet glue on every ceegar, despite the fact that cigars have always gone out on their own)
    Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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    Custom User Title Bruck's Avatar  Cigar Bum Sponsor
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    Okay, back it it now, having an Alec Bradley second while doing yardwork.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WNYTONY View Post
    Yeah, ya got me. My mouth was open on that one...... (an old Eddie Murphy joke reference)
    LOL, were I actually quitting... I wouldn't be talking about it here!
    You oughta know not to stand by the window, somebody see you up there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg View Post
    Good job!
    Studies show it's far less hazardous to your health if you don't fall asleep holding a cigar.
    Theres a guy at my B&M whos constantly falling asleep, often with a cigar in his hand. We quip about tying a string to it and around his wrist...like mittens

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merovius View Post
    Theres a guy at my B&M whos constantly falling asleep, often with a cigar in his hand.
    Had a Dentist at my old B&M in MD that did the same. Every day he would walk in grab a $25 Padron Anniversary. Light it up take 3-5 drags and then lay down on the couch and pass out for an hour or two. He would then wake up and finish it.
    "It's like kale with balls"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shemp Jizzle View Post
    Had a Dentist at my old B&M in MD that did the same. Every day he would walk in grab a $25 Padron Anniversary. Light it up take 3-5 drags and then lay down on the couch and pass out for an hour or two. He would then wake up and finish it.
    You know, I have a rule against re-lighting a stick if it goes out on me, but I might break it if I wake up to find I had just wasted a $25 stick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merovius View Post
    Theres a guy at my B&M whos constantly falling asleep, often with a cigar in his hand. We quip about tying a string to it and around his wrist...like mittens
    There was a head shrinker, big time one, in this state, smoked Cubans, well didnt really smoke them, just chewed on them without ever lighting one up.Was said to've often been found sitting behind his desk sound asleep with a cigar clamped betwixt his teeth.Wonder if he might not have actually smoked cigars when at home.Travelled by train because he couldn't get a drivers license, his Daughter drove him daily to and from the train station.Perhaps it does take a head case to treat head cases.
    And they say "Monkeys is the funniest people."
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