I've decided to quit smoking

[Ciro]

I've utilized my motorcycle helmet so I never need to stop smoking.

[droy1958]

There was a head shrincker, big time one, in this state, smoked Cubans, well didnt really smoke them, just chewed on them without ever lighting one up.Was said to've often been found sitting behind his desk sound asleep with a cigar clamped betwixt his teeth.Wonder if he might not have actually smoked cigars when at home.Travelled by train because he couldn't get a drivers license, his Daughter drove him daily to and from the train station.Perhaps it does take a head case to treat head cases.
And they say "Monkeys is the funniest people."

I found that the funniest people usually have a mirror close at hand. If you don't believe me, y'all get a mirror in front of yourself and you'll see what I'm talking about....

[Bruck]

You know, I have a rule against re-lighting a stick if it goes out on me, but I might break it if I wake up to find I had just wasted a $25 stick

I find that re-lighting is okay if I do it within a couple hours of burnout. Otherwise it starts to get nasty.