How do they taste? To me, overly dry cigars are harsh and overly wet ones are diluted, bitter and steamy tasting.
IMO they look like they were rolled by a blind chimp with a couple of broken fingers. Are they always that ugly?
Do they crunch when you pinch one in the middle or do they give a bit like a normal cigar?
I'd try cutting the cap with a razor blade (it's what I usually do anyway - cigar cutters are for rope tobacco).
As ugly as they are I'd be surprised if the cap didn't fall off on its own.