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Monster Bum
Originally Posted by
BrianWilliams
Fellow bums, as all of you have noticed I've been missing lately. Don't worry, I'm ok. Just working on my big comeback show after my suspension is lifted. It's gonna be must-see television!
But the travesty of this poll and thread has made me break my silence. I was there when this bet was made.
@
Horseshoe
is wrong. He clearly said bombs were exempt from this wager. I've reviewed the data presented above and must say it's up there with the best fabricated evidence I've ever seen! Someone created a fake website, populated it with a faux DogRockets, and left trader feedback. Doctored screen shots of "conversations" obviously edited by photoshop. On and on. What a great night time story to tell your kids! Fiction!
While the majority of cigarbum has erroneously voted for
@
Horseshoe
, he will still lose this poll. Much like the United States of America and our presidential vote, an electoral college was established by cigarbum for situations such as this. Much like my main man, creator of the internet and thus creator of cigarbum Al Gore found out in 2000, the popular vote does not mean victory. And thus, Brent has lost.
@
Horseshoe
, give
@
DogRockets
his cigar!
Finally some common sense around here!
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Royal Bum
Originally Posted by
DogRockets
Finally some common sense around here!
Looks like Mr. Williams found his crack pipe....
Like my father before me, I will work the land,
And like my brother before me, I took a rebel stand.
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Rhymes with "seed"
This thread is too weird.
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In a court of law your as guilty as Aaron Hernandez
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Monster Bum
Originally Posted by
jp1979
You're reading way too much into that Matlock Bum! Just a friendly hello was all. A simple welcome to cigarbum. Plus I received 9 Jekylls as the bomb, not 4 Jekylls and 3 Jasons.
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Originally Posted by
DogRockets
You're reading way too much into that Matlock Bum! Just a friendly hello was all. A simple welcome to cigarbum. Plus I received 9 Jekylls as the bomb, not 4 Jekylls and 3 Jasons.
I might add that I know him personally, so I can just ask him.
Last edited by jp1979; 05-14-2015 at 06:10 PM.
Nice try MF'r!
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Care to change your story?
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Wow, Someone Knows Me
Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I saw an episode of Matlock in a bar last night. The sound was down, but I think I got the gist of it.
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Monster Bum
Originally Posted by
jp1979
Care to change your story?
Alright! I confess! I thought there was no paper trail but the investigative skills of cigarbum were too much for me to overcome.
@Horseshoe
stand up and collect your winnings - an aged Dark Shark!
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