Fellow bums, as all of you have noticed I've been missing lately. Don't worry, I'm ok. Just working on my big comeback show after my suspension is lifted. It's gonna be must-see television!
But the travesty of this poll and thread has made me break my silence. I was there when this bet was made.
@
Horseshoe
is wrong. He clearly said bombs were exempt from this wager. I've reviewed the data presented above and must say it's up there with the best fabricated evidence I've ever seen! Someone created a fake website, populated it with a faux DogRockets, and left trader feedback. Doctored screen shots of "conversations" obviously edited by photoshop. On and on. What a great night time story to tell your kids! Fiction!
While the majority of cigarbum has erroneously voted for
@
Horseshoe
, he will still lose this poll. Much like the United States of America and our presidential vote, an electoral college was established by cigarbum for situations such as this. Much like my main man, creator of the internet and thus creator of cigarbum Al Gore found out in 2000, the popular vote does not mean victory. And thus, Brent has lost.
@
Horseshoe
, give
@
DogRockets
his cigar!