Help us settle a debate

[jp1979]

Man I step into a meeting and come out only to find cigarbum has gone crazy!

You gonna pay the man now?

[Emperor Zurg]

Betting is the same as gambling.
Gambling is a sin. You must know that, yet you callously did it anyway.

I think both you assholes should send me not one or two but seven cigars each as punishment for your wickedness.

[droy1958]

Man I step into a meeting and come out only to find cigarbum has gone crazy!

Word on the street is that a whippin' post is being constructed. Don't know why though....

[Lynn]

@Horseshoe and I apparently had a bet that I wouldn't buy any cigars until the 4th of July (after buying the 22 lb box from Heath earlier this year). The stakes were a cigar of the others choice for the winner.

Brent is now claiming I lost the bet.

Here are the facts:
- Previously I had sent some money to someone using paypal with no description in the message area. Essentially a gift if you will.
- Today I received a box of Tat Jekyll in the mail. 9 in the box - not even a full box. It was an apparent bomb from another brother.

Brent claims this was a purchase and he gets a cigar from me. I say I still haven't bought anything.

Time for another famous DogRockets poll - who wins the bet?

APRIL 1st you posted that you had made a purchase....I had 11 days it was 11 days..you posted...if its posted it happened....get that CIGAR @Horseshoe

[DogRockets]

APRIL 1st you posted that you had made a purchase....I had 11 days it was 11 days..you posted...if its posted it happened....get that CIGAR @Horseshoe

That post was an April fool's joke based on a famous cigar post they had. No cigars exchanged hands then.

[jp1979]

That post was an April fool's joke based on a famous cigar post they had. No cigars exchanged hands then.

still busted

[Horseshoe]

still busted

Yup. He lost.

[jhedrick83]

Did DogRockets vote 3 times?!?

[Lynn]

That post was an April fool's joke based on a famous cigar post they had. No cigars exchanged hands then.

well on this one you made a foundation contribution..an received compensation...get that CIGAR Horseshoe.....

[BrianWilliams]

Fellow bums, as all of you have noticed I've been missing lately. Don't worry, I'm ok. Just working on my big comeback show after my suspension is lifted. It's gonna be must-see television!

But the travesty of this poll and thread has made me break my silence. I was there when this bet was made. @Horseshoe is wrong. He clearly said bombs were exempt from this wager. I've reviewed the data presented above and must say it's up there with the best fabricated evidence I've ever seen! Someone created a fake website, populated it with a faux DogRockets, and left trader feedback. Doctored screen shots of "conversations" obviously edited by photoshop. On and on. What a great night time story to tell your kids! Fiction!

While the majority of cigarbum has erroneously voted for @Horseshoe , he will still lose this poll. Much like the United States of America and our presidential vote, an electoral college was established by cigarbum for situations such as this. Much like my main man, creator of the internet and thus creator of cigarbum Al Gore found out in 2000, the popular vote does not mean victory. And thus, Brent has lost.
@Horseshoe , give @DogRockets his cigar!