Help me pick my cigar for my 60th birthday tomorrow......

[SoCal gunner]

You can puke and puke until you puke up a little brown circular thing. You have to quick swallow that because it's your a$$hole.

LMAO! Oops, I need that!

[SoCal gunner]

I remember getting sick on Mad Dog 20/20 in my youth. We would hang out at the liquor store until we talked someone into buying it for us. I got SO sick on that stuff! I remember puking and having to use scissors to cut the puke stream. If you cut it too far from your mouf, the rest would sling back into your face.....

Boones Farm Strawberry Hill, California Coolers, Bartels and Jaymes. We both blessed and cursed to have those around.... To this day I can't drink sweet drinks, but man did they do wonders for the ladies!

[WNYTONY]

There is no wrong answer here! Personally I'd light up the Shark. But, hey, it's your Birthday!

Enjoy and post some pics of your choice(s) and the Mad Dog 20/20 for Tony.

Dude, wtf ???? You want me to have nightmares.... again ?

I remember getting sick on Mad Dog 20/20 in my youth. We would hang out at the liquor store until we talked someone into buying it for us. I got SO sick on that stuff! I remember puking and having to use scissors to cut the puke stream. If you cut it too far from your mouf, the rest would sling back into your face.....

Yup, that's what I remember. Hey mister, can you grab me a bottle while you're in there ? LOL

I hope you made the right choice and didn't partake in that particular brand for your birthday hooch

[droy1958]

Boones Farm Strawberry Hill, California Coolers, Bartels and Jaymes. We both blessed and cursed to have those around.... To this day I can't drink sweet drinks, but man did they do wonders for the ladies!

Yessir, that's why my children are names Boone, Bart and James.......

[droy1958]

Dude, wtf ???? You want me to have nightmares.... again ?





Yup, that's what I remember. Hey mister, can you grab me a bottle while you're in there ? LOL

I hope you made the right choice and didn't partake in that particular brand for your birthday hooch

Well I had the Opus and a couple fingers of 9 year old whiskey. Nothing like my 21st birthday. I'm still not sure what happened then, but they were cuties....

[SoCal gunner]

Well I had the Opus and a couple fingers of 9 year old whiskey. Nothing like my 21st birthday. I'm still not sure what happened then, but they were cuties....

Hell Yes!

[allusred]

Well I had the Opus and a couple fingers of 9 year old whiskey. Nothing like my 21st birthday. I'm still not sure what happened then, but they were cuties....

Wuz aw maizes et furst.butt pon redin agin kin see yew din, lak ah furst thunkyew sayed them were cooties.
Wal yew bit older now, preci et thet glowin shine a thur Smokin Monkey's Sweet Innercent lil Girfrend's Monkey shines.

Dem whut upped stx en moved fur ways wen S. M. furst arrove.
Nows miisin out ever night wen yew a fiiddlin thar an S. Ms Girlfrend's screamin wit Joy th hole night tru.

[penna stogey]

Happy Birthday David...Enjoy your Day.....Nazdarovya

[droy1958]

Wuz aw maizes et furst.butt pon redin agin kin see yew din, lak ah furst thunkyew sayed them were cooties.
Wal yew bit older now, preci et thet glowin shine a thur Smokin Monkey's Sweet Innercent lil Girfrend's Monkey shines.

Dem whut upped stx en moved fur ways wen S. M. furst arrove.
Nows miisin out ever night wen yew a fiiddlin thar an S. Ms Girlfrend's screamin wit Joy th hole night tru.

Eye reckin' eyez kneed two have a nutter drank too d sigh four dat lass post....

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Happy Birthday David...Enjoy your Day.....Nazdarovya

Cheers to you comrade....

[allusred]

Goodness David, I do most sincerely hope that you have not taken to drink and are now unable to understand text in the original High Mandarin Orange language of your childhood. As would seem the case you when posted this:

"Eye reckin' eyez kneed two have a nutter drank too d sigh four dat lass post...."

From Droy: "Well I had the Opus and a couple fingers of 9 year old whiskey. Nothing like my 21st birthday.
I'm still not sure what happened then, but they were cuties...."

Reply from Him: "Wuz aw maizes et furst.butt pon redin agin kin see yew din, lak ah furst thunkyew sayed them were *cooties."

Translation by Dr. Xue Ming: I was at first amazed.But after rereading realize that you meant that you had spent time with *cuties*

Reply ( second line ) from Him: "Wal yew bit older now, preci et thet glowin shine a thur Smokin Monkey's Sweet Innercent lil Girfrend's Monkey shines."

Translation by Dr. Xue Ming:You are a bit older now, and appreciate the glowing shine of Smoking Monkey's Sweet innocent Little Girlfriend's *Monkey Shines.*

Reply third and fourth lines from Him: "Dem whut upped stx en moved fur ways wen S. M. furst arrove."

Nows miisin out ever night wen yew a fiiddlin thar an S. Ms Girlfrend's screamin wit Joy th hole night tru.

Translation by Dr. Xue Ming: Those who packed and moved far away when Smoking Monkey arrived.
Are now missing every night when you (Droy) and Smoking Monkey's Girlfriend are screaming with joy the entire night."

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Definitions of * words.
*Cooties* Diseases that the opposite sex has that gives you a reason to not be around them . When you get older, cooties becomes known as "STDs."

*Monkey Shines.* Tricks; japes and capers; pranks.

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David,
Are your twice monthly shipments via AliBaba arriving as scheduled?' Tiger Balm Ultra Strength' to be rubbed on the affected area three or four times nightly.