That couldn't possibly be a Gurkha; it hasn't blown-up in your face, dyed your hands purple, or begun bleeding orangutan semen...and you're over halfway through. I read on the internet that they ALL do that, and if you read it on the interwebs it must be true
I had an ash over 4 inches on that bad boy!
@Horseshoe
s wife would love for him to have anything over 4 inches