So......this happened last night

[DogRockets]

I've discovered the joys of smoking a cigar in my underwear lately. While I haven't ventured into full on naked and most likely won't, I am really digging this smoking in the underwear feeling. It's awesome! (note: I ash the cigar much more frequently now than before, because, you know)

My wife and I put the kids to bed and I grabbed a Tat Pudgy Jason last night and we walked out back. I live in a subdivision, in a city. I have a three season room off the back of the house where I smoke most nights. I have neighbors on each side and while we're aren't on top of each other, the houses are close enough you can see each other's back yards pretty clearly.

Well, as soon as I stepped outside last night I dropped my pants. Little did I know that my female neighbor was grilling on her back porch (at 8:15 at night!) and I'm 99% sure she saw me take off my pants. She got wide eyed at the sight of my bulging bulge. My wife was mortified.

This will not stop me from smoking in my underwear, but it will make me look twice before I peel off the threads next time.

Thought you'd all enjoy.

[Emperor Zurg]

No need to post pics... no, no need at all...

[BrianWilliams]

It sounds like last night's Big Story was in @DogRockets ' pants

[Emperor Zurg]

Actually, you could post a pic of your neighbor if she's hawt ...but most women aren't very attractive when they're terrified...

[Hardheaded]

She was probably just shocked that you wore the same underwear she did.

[jhedrick83]

A whole new meaning to being a "Pillar" in the community.

[Scott W.]

and smoking a "pudgy" Jason? How ironic

[Chad Vegas]

You did the right thing. Anyone who is grilling at 8pm needs to be put in their place. Next time you need a theme song blasting when you take off your pants!

[jhedrick83]

Next time you need a theme song blasting when you take off your pants!

Chad makes a good point. @DogRockets may I suggest:


Side note: I've never seen the video for that song before. WTF?!

[UncleFesterESQ]