I've discovered the joys of smoking a cigar in my underwear lately. While I haven't ventured into full on naked and most likely won't, I am really digging this smoking in the underwear feeling. It's awesome! (note: I ash the cigar much more frequently now than before, because, you know)

My wife and I put the kids to bed and I grabbed a Tat Pudgy Jason last night and we walked out back. I live in a subdivision, in a city. I have a three season room off the back of the house where I smoke most nights. I have neighbors on each side and while we're aren't on top of each other, the houses are close enough you can see each other's back yards pretty clearly.

Well, as soon as I stepped outside last night I dropped my pants. Little did I know that my female neighbor was grilling on her back porch (at 8:15 at night!) and I'm 99% sure she saw me take off my pants. She got wide eyed at the sight of my bulging bulge. My wife was mortified.

This will not stop me from smoking in my underwear, but it will make me look twice before I peel off the threads next time.

Thought you'd all enjoy.