Has this ever happened to you?

[droy1958]

DC itself is horrible for driving & I'll avoid it whenever possible. If I have to go into the city, I usually try to park in the outskirts and take the metro (subway). & in the suburban areas, the driving is the worst I've seen anywhere, and that includes some 3rd world countries I've driven in, including Italy

Don't get me started! Oops, too late...

It was a nightmare driving there! The funny thing was that I was stuck at a light and I looked over at the sidewalk and the Senator from Oklahoma (David Boren) at the time was standing there on the corner. I had a couple of drinks earlier and yelled out the window that I knew him. His security jumped in front of him freaking out. I told them to look at my licence plate as I was from Oklahoma and I thought it was cool that I ran into him in DC. I couldn't wait to get out of that city as it's a little busy for me.....

[allusred]

It was a nightmare driving there! The funny thing was that I was stuck at a light and I looked over at the sidewalk and the Senator from Oklahoma (David Boren) at the time was standing there on the corner. I had a couple of drinks earlier and yelled out the window that I knew him. His security jumped in front of him freaking out. I told them to look at my licence plate as I was from Oklahoma and I thought it was cool that I ran into him in DC. I couldn't wait to get out of that city as it's a little busy for me.....

It may be called a District...but jah see District comes with a tag...like Red Light, etc.
Don't wish to print long form of D. C. Gotta member tha chilluns, ya kno.
Big ole waste uv $ them policks wot be there.
But security costs make no sense.
Could save lotsa $$ by having Smokin' Monkey get Green cards fer a half Milyon ov his kin folk, les cost tew us ta keep em in smokes...
in fack they could carve out a part a th Damn C__Tz District an tha $$$$ frum their Red Light area would pay fer the hole She Bang Bang biz.

[allusred]

It's been 30 plus years since I've been in DC, but it seems to me that everybody honked their horns all the time. If I remember correctly, the streets were like wagon wheels that spread out from a center circle. I think it took me three days to get the hell out of there with people honking all the time. It was a culture shock to me being from TNo wonder shit doesn't get done there as everybody is driving in circles.....

ulsa Oklahoma as everything is laid out in mile grids here like it should be. No wonder shit doesn't get done there as everybody is driving in circles.....[/QUOTE]

Doan wanner seam cretrickle but...shit's bout all duz git did thar.
By tha sideways din yew figger thet thems driove in circles cuz dey is doan wanna turn right or left cuz dey's tew stooped ta member which is wrong politcks on anie day.

[droy1958]

ulsa Oklahoma as everything is laid out in mile grids here like it should be. No wonder shit doesn't get done there as everybody is driving in circles.....

Doan wanner seam cretrickle but...shit's bout all duz git did thar.
By tha sideways din yew figger thet thems driove in circles cuz dey is doan wanna turn right or left cuz dey's tew stooped ta member which is wrong politcks on anie day.[/QUOTE]

Eye'll seam kritacull as those sum beaches play grabazz all day. The fockers have bean bitching bout Russia fer how long now wit nuttin' two show fer it? How's bout sum worries bout the sitazens of dis kuntree. Bean dang neer a year and had Ann still Kant git a cabinet kunfirmed. Lawdy....eyes getting worked up on DEM sunz a beeches.....