Has this ever happened to you?

[Emperor Zurg]

@Ciro , your story just reminded me, back in the 90's, I was out with a friend one night listening to a local band in Stamford, CT when a young lady complained to him his cigar was bothering her and he should put it out. To which he replied, "I would, except do you realize we are in a cigar bar?". True story.

Tell you what. I'll sell you this half smoked cigar for 5 dollars and you may then do what you like with it.

Then produce and light another one...