Quote Originally Posted by DogRockets View Post
To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is glitter.
Well you said 'they had some overruns'. I can't believe they won't even ship us the overruns of their scantily clad women. Probably for the best tho. Wouldn't want a bunch of them to get loose and go feral.