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    Who is in on these Gurkhas?

    So I unnecessarily picked up a 10 pack of the best Gurkhas around - the Gurkha Doble Maduro - on cbid. The order ships today. Who's in on a split? I'm out of room.

    @Horseshoe is in on 5 at full MSRP of $14 each - cash only Brent

    I can consider trades as well. Since they are $14 MSRP each I will take any Tat Monsters in trade. Or Tat TAA. Or LP FFP. Or LP9. Or Padron 1926.

    You know you want to! I believe I read somewhere that these were made exclusively for the Grand Sultan of Egypt who had scantly clad women cut, light and hold his cigar while smoking but they had some overruns. So rare you almost feel bad for smoking it. Truly a collectors item!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogRockets View Post
    So I unnecessarily picked up a 10 pack of the best Gurkhas around - the Gurkha Doble Maduro - on cbid. The order ships today. Who's in on a split? I'm out of room.


    @Horseshoe is in on 5 at full MSRP of $14 each - cash only Brent



    I can consider trades as well. Since they are $14 MSRP each I will take any Tat Monsters in trade. Or Tat TAA. Or LP FFP. Or LP9. Or Padron 1926.



    You know you want to! I believe I read somewhere that these were made exclusively for the Grand Sultan of Egypt who had scantly clad women cut, light and hold his cigar while smoking but they had some overruns. So rare you almost feel bad for smoking it. Truly a collectors item!

    I'll take ONE and even let you pay shipping plus stick $14 in the box in order for me to consider smoking it. Deal
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    Are you sure that MSRP was only $14 and not $140? That almost sounds too good to be true
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    those are 6-8 $ cigars all over the net

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogRockets View Post
    You know you want to! I believe I read somewhere that these were made exclusively for the Grand Sultan of Egypt who had scantly clad women cut, light and hold his cigar while smoking but they had some overruns. So rare you almost feel bad for smoking it. Truly a collectors item!
    How many scantily clad women are you including with each cigar, and do we have to keep them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg View Post
    How many scantily clad women are you including with each cigar, and do we have to keep them?
    To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is glitter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DogRockets View Post
    To be clear, no scantly clad women are provided with this split. They stayed with the Grand Sultan of Egypt. But I can mostly confirm each cigar was pressed in their cleavage before shipping. If there is a sparkly substance on the cigar it is neither plume nor mold, it is glitter.
    Well you said 'they had some overruns'. I can't believe they won't even ship us the overruns of their scantily clad women. Probably for the best tho. Wouldn't want a bunch of them to get loose and go feral.
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    No, Horseshoe does not and will not take any of those. You have a serious problem with no self control Jeremy. I think it is time for an intervention! Only you would buy monsters one week and Gurkhas the next.
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    tell you what I'll do for ya..I'll have Gurkha Doble Maduro Toro 10 Cigars, delivered to you door step for $39.95...how many you want????

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    Quote Originally Posted by Horseshoe View Post
    No, Horseshoe does not and will not take any of those. You have a serious problem with no self control Jeremy. I think it is time for an intervention! Only you would buy monsters one week and Gurkhas the next.
    Once again this is your fault. And now you will pay full MSRP as a consequence.

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