Gotta love the USPS

[04EDGE40]

Truth! You are the oldest 34 year old. I do however think @04EDGE40 has you beat. He is still rocking a Zack Morris Cell Phone!

And a Zack Morris hair-do...

[DogRockets]

And a Zack Morris hair-do...

But you're fond of doing ballet dances in a leotard like AC Slater

[04EDGE40]

But you're fond of doing ballet dances in a leotard like AC Slater

Well I've always thought my biceps were more reminiscent of AC Slater than Zack Morris, maybe my dancing style is too... my mom says it's totally normal for boys to wear leotards!

[DogRockets]

Well I've always thought my biceps were more reminiscent of AC Slater than Zack Morris, maybe my dancing style is too... my mom says it's totally normal for boys to wear leotards!

Actually you fill out a leotard like Screech.

You really are a mash-up of the Saved by the Bell cast:

Zach Morris phone
AC Slater leotard/ballet
Screech size muscles

I know some of you bums are great with photoshop. Who can create the mash-up of @04EDGE40 as a combo of these 3 people?

[04EDGE40]

Actually you fill out a leotard like Screech.

You really are a mash-up of the Saved by the Bell cast:

Zach Morris phone
AC Slater leotard/ballet
Screech size muscles

I know some of you bums are great with photoshop. Who can create the mash-up of @04EDGE40 as a combo of these 3 people?

Well the only picture of my face is half of a fuzzy head that @Horseshoe took, so how could someone possibly complete this image?

Answer: add the face of Brad Pitt. I've been told we're spitting images of eachother.

[Ilroy]

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[EJGarnut]

So I'm at the post office now ready to ship a package. There are 12 people in line with 2 lines open. After one employee finishes up a customer she asks her supervisor if she can take her break. Of course she did. Leaving 12 in line. Gotta love the Post Office! With service like this who needs government support? Oh yeah...the USPS.

Picture these employees in total control of all the beer/wine/liquor stores in your state. Be happy you dont live here

[Billb1960]

Picture these employees in total control of all the beer/wine/liquor stores in your state. Be happy you dont live here

That's how it is here.

[EJGarnut]

That's how it is here.

I thought Oregon was pretty much a big player in the craft beer market?

[Billb1960]

I thought Oregon was pretty much a big player in the craft beer market?

It is but we have the OLCC in charge of all liquor stores in the entire state.