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**Emperor Zurg** · 11-02-2021, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by chain_gang

https://www.bighumidor.com/index.cfm...0100&ref2=2169

Lol. At $900/box "They Won't Last Long".
Do they come with a girl or are they filled with cocaine?

**allusred** · 11-03-2021, 02:33 AM

Originally Posted by Emperor Zurg

Lol. At $900/box "They Won't Last Long".
Do they come with a girl or are they filled with cocaine?

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$900.00 requires a bit of evaluating.

*First. number of cigars, rarity,purity~quality, value of and usefulness of the box, pleasure enjoyment this being limited by that number of cigars.

*Second.Girl is a single. Quality, purity This is a tricky bit,likely to be a matter of the customer's viewpoint, after all there's the consideration of Age,while not quite the same as in relation to the cigars,still definately important.Here too freshnees matters,too Young is a no no. Cigars may age well sometimes.but there is certainly an upper limit for the Girl's age surely above 140 Years would be too old.Then there is the box value,and here the girl,if (She's) quality has to be of far greater value.There may be a few "cons"such as maintenance,needs more than correct temperature/moisture,would have to be fed. Doubtless there are other factors that would need thinking about,and one not to be ignored is the issue of legal use.Important that is.

*Third. Cocaine. No way,even if the buyer were an addicted sniffer,bicycle seats etc. $900.00 of this stuff would have a shorter use life time. Thus this third option or choice can quickly be forgotten.

Thanks EMP You've given cigarbums a lot to think about.Thinking is hard,thinking give Me a headache...even tho the Madam was right when She said "It has to be hard to be good."
Been kinda long day,but thanks again EMP for shining light into the darkest nooks & crannies.